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[F**k the new wife Lin Baiqiao to incontinence, and give him an unforgettable first night, no time limit. 】
You are going crazy, look at what this means!
F**k… f**k to the point of peeing? ?
You opened your eyes wide and read it over and over again. It wasn’t that you saw it wrongly, but the rescue system, which has no bottom line, really required it to be like this!
“You don’t want it?” Lin Baiqiao’s slightly dangerous voice came from your ear.
You quickly came back to your senses and saw Lin Baiqiao lying in your arms. You have always known that your top student classmate is not only good at studying but also very beautiful. He is so beautiful that you can’t find any flaws on his face even when you are so close to him.
You actually don’t have any idea about your future wife, you just think you must find someone pretty and smart, so it seems that Lin Baiqiao perfectly meets your requirements.
So do you want Lin Baiqiao to be your wife?
You became distressed, “But we are both men.”
Lin Baiqiao’s palm went to your neck, “You’ve f**cked a man so many times, do you still want to say that you’re straight?” Lin Baiqiao’s fingers on your neck slowly tightened, putting some pressure on you, “You don’t want to take responsibility?”
“I didn’t…” As soon as you opened your mouth, Lin Baiqiao’s fingertips moved along with your moving Adam’s apple. You swallowed hard and whispered, “Wife…”
Lin Baiqiao suddenly laughed and said cunningly: “From now on, I am your wife. You must listen to me in the future.”
Very good, you, a single dog, suddenly have a wife.
Afterwards, Lin Baiqiao changed into your clothes and took you to the supermarket to buy a lot of things, from daily necessities to toiletries, from spare clothes to bed sheets and quilt covers.
When passing by the fresh food area, Lin Baiqiao picked out some vegetables and said he would show you his skills when you got home.
When he finally went to the cashier to pay, Lin Baiqiao also took several boxes of large condoms. The cashier gave you both a meaningful look, and you blushed on the spot. Only Lin Baiqiao could pay without changing his expression.
By the way, all your small treasury has been handed over to your wife. Now you are a penniless pauper, and you have to rely on your wife to pay for condoms.
You returned home carrying lots of bags, your face red the whole time.
Lin Baiqiao pinched your face, “Is it that serious? You’ve f**cked me so many times without a condom, why are you blushing when you see a condom?”
You defend yourself, “I…I haven’t seen this before….”
“Oh~ Then you can broaden your horizons tonight. Not only can you see it, but I can also let you use it.”
Your face turned even redder when Lin Baiqiao pinched it. Lin Baiqiao raised his eyebrows and said, “Brother is so innocent.”
Well, your innocent brother is going to f**ck you to the point of peeing tonight.
You avoided his gaze, not daring to meet Lin Baiqiao’s gaze, “Don’t call me brother anymore.”
“What? Didn’t you take the initiative to ask me to be your brother? Do you want to go back on your word now?”
“We…we are already in that kind of relationship. It’s not appropriate to call you brother anymore.” You put down all the things you bought, and your free hand naturally hugged Lin Baiqiao’s waist.
Lin Baiqiao hugged you and jokingly asked, “What is our relationship?”
You said as a matter of course: “We are an engaged couple. I will take you home to meet my parents as soon as we graduate. If they agree, everyone will be happy. If they don’t agree, that’s fine. We will live our own life and won’t go back. Anyway, I haven’t lived with them for a long time in all these years, so it doesn’t matter.”
You have thought it through. Since you have decided to make Lin Baiqiao your wife, you will definitely get married in the future. You are now an engaged couple living together before marriage. “So it’s weird for you to call me brother now. It makes me look like a pervert.”
Lin Baiqiao was stunned by your words. He thought in his heart with joy ‘I had really found a treasure.’
Lin Baiqiao blinked and said slowly, “Silly boy, calling you brother is just a nickname for you, and I like it. This is a little fun between us as husband and wife, you know, and I will not only call you brother in the future, I have other nicknames waiting to call you.”
“Okay.” You can never win the argument with Lin Baiqiao.
After that, Lin Baiqiao showed you his virtuous side. He was very good at cooking. However, Lin Baiqiao said that he could only cook some ordinary home-cooked dishes because his family could only afford them. But if you want to eat anything, you can tell him and he can learn.
You think that would be very hard for Lin Baiqiao, so you quickly shook your head and said, “Don’t bother too much, a home-cooked meal will do.”
“It’s not a big deal, it’s just a matter of looking at the recipe a few times.” Lin Baiqiao didn’t know what the big deal was.
You forgot that Lin Baiqiao is a top student and he learns things very quickly.
After dinner, you took the initiative to wash the dishes, thinking that you should save some money to buy a dishwasher when your pocket money comes next month. Lin Baiqiao nodded to you and went to study in the study room. He is really the kind of person who can’t be affected by anything even if the sky falls. He is so self-disciplined.
Throughout the evening, you brought water to Lin Baiqiao several times and sat next to him to urge him to drink it. Lin Baiqiao assumed you were just trying to keep him hydrated and didn’t think much of it, he drank it obediently every time.
You sat next to Lin Baiqiao the whole afternoon, absent-mindedly reading comics.
Thinking about what to do in the evening, you secretly glanced at Lin Baiqiao and found that he was still working on the questions with his eyes straight ahead with a focused expression.
You quietly plug in headphones to your phone and plan to find a few movies to watch and learn from.
You changed through several films but couldn’t bring yourself to watch any of them. For some reason, you even felt a little nauseous. After you flipped through dozens of movies, you finally found one that you could watch.
You feel that the girl’s p**sy in the video is a little familiar, it looks a bit similar to Lin Baiqiao’s. But the guy is an eyesore, his d**k is too ugly and too small, and it can’t compare to yours at all.
Just as you were frowning and looking down, someone took off your right earphone, leaned over and asked softly, “Does it look good?”
You shook your head and said, “It doesn’t look good. It’s too ugly.”
The voice said coldly: “Why do you want to watch it if it doesn’t look good?”
“I have to learn…” At this point, you realized something was wrong and turned your head sharply. You found that Lin Baiqiao, who was studying hard just now, is now wearing your earphones and staring at you with a half-smile.
Lin Baiqiao obviously didn’t believe it. He said sarcastically, “What can you learn from watching p*rn? Tell me what it is. Maybe I can teach you.”
You said dully, “Learn how to make you more comfortable in bed…”
Lin Baiqiao obviously didn’t expect you to say that. He went from being in a state of anger after catching you watching p*rn to feeling guilty for misunderstanding your good intentions.
He didn’t know how to make it up to you, so he just grabbed your hand and pressed it to his private parts, asking, “Do it?”
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