Which Boy Group Is So Obsessed With Hyping CP?

Bai Xu, a sports student with broad shoulders, a broad body and clear eyes, was tricked into joining a boy band with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, food, and accommodation included, to serve as their visual.

This boy band had a very shocking name—ABO

And Bai Xu was the “A” in this ABO.

ABO boy group, the wild card that shook the entertainment industry with their unconventional moves.

While other groups pursued dreams, they focused on hyping up CPs; while others expanded their stage presence, they focused on hyping up CPs; while others acted solo, they still focused on hyping up CPs.

Countless netizens furiously scolded them for only caring about hyping up CPs!

They were ruining the market and couldn’t be forgiven!

But Bai Xu, blinded by his 5,000 yuan salary, just wanted to make money to support his parents and his cats.

He worked hard, actively cooperated, and wholeheartedly studied the art of shipping, eventually mastering it like a true pro!

Before long, the internet was flooded with his CP fans.

“Traditional AO is the most classic flavor! Domineering A with a delicate O, lock it in for me! Missing out on this is a huge loss!”

“AB gives that ambiguous feeling beyond pheromones. Strong A X house-husband B, slurp slurp I’m obsessed! If you don’t ship it, you have no taste!”

“Stop arguing, stop arguing, three people, play together! Impart! Don’t mind me, let me watch first!”

When everyone on the internet thought this group only knew how to hype CP…

Somehow, every album they released went viral, they won first place in every music show, every world tour was sold out, and their spin-off variety shows broke viewership records, making them a genuinely top-tier group.

But after shipping for so many years, CP fans had only one question:

Bai Xu, who do you really like?

Bai Xu, holding his trophy: Like? I’m working here. (confused)

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“Hello, are you a fan of my CP?”

“Solo fan. I’m a solo fan.”

“I’ve liked you since your photocards were only 15 yuan each.”

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Translator’s Note: CP – couple pairing, shipping couple/partners