I Picked Up an Abandoned Villain in the Polar Region

Episode 7

 

Both of them seemed ready to attack and hurt each other.

Kyle continued speaking in an angry voice.

“And how do you explain how you clung to my leg like a leech, not just yesterday, but throughout the trip? Was it because it’s cold too?”

“That was because you were acting like we are strangers so I wanted to have some skinship with you!”

“Why would you do that!”

“Because we’re dating!”

“We’ve just begun dating!”

Brody’s body flinched slightly. Kyle quickly caught on to this and decided to completely corner her.

He said.

“Isn’t the skinship you’re talking about something that should be done after dating for a while and getting to know each other? What kind of crazy person would break into a guy’s room with whom they had been dating for less than three days?”

But Brody was not pushed into a corner. Instead, she widened her eyes and shot back at Kyle as if what he had said agitated her.

“Getting to know each other first? Do you think you have the right to say that now? In the first place, you haven’t even tried to get to know me since we started dating! I wanted to talk to you, and what did you do? You treated me, your lover, like a stranger! So, I tried my best to get closer to you by engaging in skinship!”

“……..”

Kyle looked at her, speechless at Brody’s words. He couldn’t think of anything to retort.

As Brody said, Kyle did not try to interact with her after they became lovers.

When she came to him, he just pushed her away.

But it was something he couldn’t control. Even though he became lovers with the rabbit, he didn’t want to get close to her.

Of course, this was not the right time to tell her the truth, so he could only say that had a stomachache.

“……Say whatever you want. No matter what you say or do, I’m going to keep kicking you every time you cling to me.”

“What? That won’t do!”

Brody screamed.

In the end, she ended up staging a sit-in protest to force Kyle to withdraw his words.

“Then I won’t do it either! I won’t be your guide! I’m going to quit everything! I am leaving every thing behind!”

She laid down on her back in the snow, flapping her feet and shouting.

“I’m not going to be your guide anymore! I am going on a strike!”

“……..”

Kyle was seething inside due to Brody laying down and screaming.

Maybe that rabbit had already figured out his inner thoughts and was doing that for revenge.

He asked her out, but he didn’t want them to act like lovers.

His true intention was using her for his goal then throwing her away.

Since she was such a witch-like mind reader, he couldn’t guarantee that she wouldn’t have read his thoughts.

In the end, once again, he was faced with two options.

Should he kill that sneaky rabbit and die soon after, or should he allow skinship with that rabbit and go home?

And it was easily decided which of these two options he had to choose.

‘He should allow skinship with that rabbit and go home.’

His blood pressure soared and his tightly closed jaw trembled as if he was anxious because he couldn’t bite the rabbit.

Kyle soon composed himself and opened his mouth.

He felt like vomiting blood, but he held it in.

Because he would do anything if he could go home, if he could go and save Zelda.¹I am now so curious about this Zelda (⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

“……Then you can only touch my legs first.”

The rabbit’s ears perked and moved around.

After a while, Brody got up and walked towards Kyle.

Then, as if testing him, she hugged his hind legs tightly.

His body flinched when the disgusting rabbit wrapped its arms around his legs.

But that was it. He didn’t kick the rabbit away like before.

As a result, Brody looked at him while holding his leg and asked with an expression that seemed like she was trying to get a definite answer.

“Is it really okay?”

Kyle lowered his head and looked at her. Brody’s black, round eyes were shining cutely.

However, he did not find the sight cute but thought it was rather disgusting and became unbearably irritated.

He glared at Brody as if he was going to eat her up, then grabbed her head, shook her in his mouth, and threw her away.

“Kyaa!”

Her small body flew into the sky, then it fell to the ground and got stuck upside down in the snow.

Her white hind feet fluttered in the air.

Seeing her struggling to get her head which was stuck in the snow out, Kyle snorted, saying it was ugly.

 

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After Kyle allowed her to touch his legs, Brody started focusing on attacking his legs every chance she got.

Even when she was walking, she would intentionally bump her body into his legs.

When she sat down and rested, she leaned on his thighs like a backrest.

Also, when she was having a difficult time, she would hold on to his ankles with both her front paws and enjoy getting lifted by his leg.

It was something she had no choice about. In order to tempt Kyle, she had to hold on to the straw-like legs.

In fact, Brody knew that the reason Kyle refused skinship with her was because he hated her.

If she were Zelda, would she have been rejected like that? Just thinking about that made her feel a little proud.

…Getting to know each other, it’s all nonsense.

How could they get to know each other when he wouldn’t even try to get to know her?

Moreover, her purpose from the beginning was not to have a serious relationship with him, but simply to seduce him and get his mind off Zelda for a while.

She didn’t really want to get to know each other or anything like that. That’s something only serious people do.

If she had been planning on seducing Kyle and getting married, she would have seduced him a little more seriously.

But that wasn’t what Brody wanted. She didn’t want to be in love with Kyle.

To her, ‘Kyle Roden’ was just her ‘favorite character’.

In short, her feeling towards him was just like one’s feelings towards a celebrity.

Maybe that’s why Brody, who knew that he died because of Zelda in the original novel and that he was so obsessed with her like a crazy person that he couldn’t even dream of love nor think rationally….

…She couldn’t let him be, so to prevent his death, she had to help him return home.

In this way, they could team up for their own benefit and then break up cleanly.

That was all she wanted.

 

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Today again, when it was time to rest, Brody came over like a ghost and sat down with her chin on Kyle’s leg.

Kyle saw the rabbit doing all sorts of things with his legs, and at some point, he thought about getting rid of his legs.

But of course, it was his own legs, so he couldn’t.

But Brody crept in front of him and stuck out her short front leg and said.

“I feel guilty that I’m the only one who touches your legs, so you can touch mine too.”

Kyle, who was sitting with a liberated look on his face, glanced at her outstretched front leg as if she was a lost case and answered indifferently.

“Get away from me.”

“Are you sure? I will especially allow you to touch my hind legs.”

Brody excitedly rolled around him, as if appealing to him to touch her short legs.

After resting, he seemed to feel better again.

Kyle, who was watching Brody’s rolling show, stood up.

And when Brody came closer to him…

“Kyaa!”

He kicked her butt with his foot. Following the motion, Brody was sent flying and rolled in the snow.

But Brody, who rolled around like this for a while, suddenly disappeared as if the ground swallowed her up.

“?”

Kyle quickly went there after seeing Brody disappear.

However, he didn’t know what to do in these kinds of situations and walked there with great strides, so he soon fell down a sloping hill as the floor collapsed.

Brody was there too.

She fell first, and when she came to her senses, she shook off the snow, and stood up. But, the snow came into her nostrils causing her to shout, ‘Achi’.

And before she could finish sneezing, she was crushed by Kyle’s body, which fell down.

“Ahh!”

Brody screamed.

However, Kyle, who was sitting on her, was so shocked that he didn’t get up and hurriedly looked around.

While he was seeing the new world unfolding before his eyes, his his mouth slowly hanged open.

There was a snow-covered coniferous forest at the bottom of the hill where they were located, and Mount Rodia could be seen in the distance.

Rodiya had a mountainside filled with frozen trees and pure white snow covering the peak as it got closer to the top.

Glacier stems starting from the top flowed down the mountainside, forming large and small glacial lakes among the coniferous forests on the ground.

Kyle’s mouth hanged open as he faced this vast scene.

After walking across the vast ocean-like white stone plain for several days, he thought that he grew tired of the snow-covered scenery.

But when he looked at the cold white mountains and land from this place, he felt like his eyes were wide open.

It was an enchanting snow scene.

Kyle stood up.

Brody, who was struggling because of being crushed by his body, was pressed flat in the snow.

He bit the scruff of Brody’s neck and threw her into the snow.

Then, the limp body quickly became alert and rolled on the ground.

Just as Brody, who had regained her energy, was about to nag him, a snowball fell on her head.

She raised her eyes. Her round eyes turned to the hill where they had come down from a while ago.

Snowballs were falling one after the other from the hill. Brody, seeing this, froze.

“Ka, Kyle…….”

Cracks appeared in the snow covering the hills. And as it got deeper and deeper, it soon split apart and began to flow downward.

It was enormous. Brody shouted in disbelief.

“Run!”

It was an avalanche.

They ran like crazy down the hill to avoid the snow that was flowing down like huge whipped cream.

However, the snow pile on the hill they were on also slowly began to crack due to the impact of the two people.

Moreover, it pilled up with the snow that had fallen earlier and rolled in like a huge storm.

Kyle, who had been running for a while, belatedly remembered the rabbit and glanced behind him.

But there was no rabbit behind him. Could it be that he got caught up in that avalanche?

He looked back again. This time again, there was no rabbit to be seen.

Still, he couldn’t stop here, so when he resumed his running looking straight ahead again…

He saw something that looked like a small snowball running in front of him.

It was Brody.

She was running through the snow faster than him with her nimble hind feet.²And to think, she always complaining during their journey 🤣

When Kyle saw that, he burst out laughing with a little relief.

It was so funny to see that little thing running desperately to survive.

He always saw her playing around leisurely, but seeing her in such a hurry made him feel secretly refreshed.

After competing with the avalanche at incredible speeds, the two came down the hill and entered the coniferous forest.

 

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TL:

This chapter is a gift for all my lovely readers, I hope it made you laugh like me😂.