After Being Preached by my Senior Martial Brother

The phrase #QiZhuoyuSaysHisWifeIsToCute# instantly got pushed to the trending topics by the onlooking netizens.

When the production team saw this, they were so happy they couldn’t close their mouths. It had to be said, with Qi Zhuoyu’s national popularity and fame, none of tonight’s trending topics related to him were bought by them, they were all spontaneously searched by the gossip-loving netizens.

In one night, nearly all of the top ten trending topics were about to be monopolized by Qi Zhuoyu’s name.

Not to mention the anonymous sections of forums, which were practically flooded with posts about this.

However, with high popularity, there were netizens who loved to see it, and there were netizens who didn’t like to see it.

Especially the production team still had other CP fans, like Yiming Jingren’s. Previously, it was always their two brothers dominating the trending topics, but after tonight’s official announcement, all the spotlight and traffic were stolen by Qi Zhuoyu, how could they be happy about it.

So they muddied the waters in the forums, using phrases like “as a pure passerby, I think” and “Xu Qingming? Is that his name?” to pose as passersby and stir up trouble.

Basically, they all revolved around Feng Xuan being a catfish, saying he’d show his true colors once on the show, which made the real passersby laugh.

Damn, what kind of stupid fans can’t even pretend to be passersby properly.

Who cares if Feng Xuan is a catfish, they only care about what kind of person Qi Zhuoyu’s wife is, to be able to endure marrying Qi Zhuoyu!

There were also real passersby who liked watching marriage shows commenting.

After all, Qi Zhuoyu’s image as the entertainment industry’s rolling king was deeply rooted in people’s hearts, and he was the type of romantically clueless straight man, it was hard not to suspect he might be abusive after marriage.

And they analyzed it quite thoroughly.

For example, in the mere minute-plus that Feng Xuan appeared in the preview, almost all his answers began with “senior brother”, looking like a love-struck little wife, as if he listened to Qi Zhuoyu in everything at home. Thinking about Qi Zhuoyu’s personality, it seemed like he might mentally control his wife, maybe even beat him three times a day.

Of course, there were also those who insisted Qi Zhuoyu was just selling fanservice, and the wife was hired!

All in all, good or bad, it was all popularity for the show.

The second season of “The One at My Home”, just by releasing a preview edit, was already showing signs of becoming a big hit.

However, all of this was happening on the internet, and neither Qi Zhuoyu nor Feng Xuan knew about it.

Even if they did know, Qi Zhuoyu wouldn’t care.

After all, he only had one goal, which was to make the mortal world spread the love story of him and Xiao Qi everywhere.

Just like this, after “The One at My Home” had been trending for five consecutive days, it finally welcomed its first live broadcast at 8 AM on Friday morning.

Following the old routine of marriage reality shows, there were a total of four live rooms, broadcasting all day, aiming to showcase the guests’ married life from all angles without dead spots.

On Friday morning, the “The One at My Home” production team hadn’t made a move yet.

But whether it was gossip-loving passersby or fans, they were all ready.

When this day finally came.

Qi Zhuoyu’s anti-fans were a bit restless.

After all, those messy analysis posts on Douban kept coming one after another.

They had been brainwashed to the point of almost believing it, what if Qi Zhuoyu really beat his wife in the live room?! Damn, it’s not like he hasn’t done this shit before!

“Fuck. The live starts at 8, but I couldn’t sleep and got up at 5 to start frantically refreshing Weibo.”

“Who isn’t, I didn’t sleep at all last night.”

“Damn, a bit worried that the unfilial son will really cause trouble in the live room, he’s never been on a variety show before, right…”

“If he really beats his wife, dad will really disown this unfilial son (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“I’ve already given up, @QiZhuoyu, if something happens, you’re on your own, dad’s running away.”

Passersby seeing this on the plaza were like: “??”

“Wait. Aren’t you guys Qi Zhuoyu’s anti-fans?”

An anti-fan replied: “Laughable. Is Qi Zhuoyu worthy of having anti-fans?”

Another anti-fan replied: “I’m his father.”

Passersby: “…”

Isn’t it obvious that you’ve developed feelings while hating on him?

Looking at your state, you’re more anxious than men waiting outside the delivery room.jpg

As soon as it hit 8 o’clock, the official live room channel of the show opened.

@TheOneAtMyHome: You might not get up at 8 AM to go to work, but you definitely can’t miss getting up at 8 AM to ship CPs! Ta-da! The live broadcast of “The One at My Home” Season 2 is officially here! Let’s see who still doesn’t know that the big film emperor’s wife is very cute (dog head) It’s okay if you don’t know, come gather in the live room!

They even played on Qi Zhuoyu’s wife-flaunting meme, tying it to current events.

The live room channels for the four guests were instantly released.

Fans who had been lying in wait immediately swarmed in, and before long the number of viewers skyrocketed, from hundreds of thousands to millions.

Because the live broadcast was in the morning, most of the live rooms were showing scenes of making breakfast.

However, although it was called a live broadcast, old hands who had been on variety shows before knew that there was more or less a script, they just needed to make sure their performance wasn’t too obvious.

In Yuan Mengli and Ge Yuan’s live room, the two had just returned home from their morning run.

The early breakfast was settled at a small roadside stall. It could be said to be ordinary yet not lacking in warmth. The two held hands and strolled leisurely, causing many fans to exclaim that time seemed to stand still.

Seeing the character setting Yuan Mengli received, it should be following this kind of ordinary and heartwarming script.

The livestream room of Big Pear and Jin Bin – the former was an internet celebrity, the latter a new-generation singer. Both young people were full of ideas and energy. They had a flash marriage and were still in the honeymoon period. They got up early to check in at a popular breakfast shop, which also fit their positioning.

Xu Qingming and Cao Ren’s livestream room was also preparing breakfast.

When entering, the screen showed Cao Ren somewhat clumsily flipping with the spatula, with some food accidentally falling on the edge of the stove.

Seeing this, Xu Qingming intentionally said, “Frying half and spilling half, we won’t need to eat later.”

Fan comments floated by:

“Ahhhh Ming Ming is pouting, right? He’s pouting, right? So cute!”

“Lol, want to laugh at Brother Cao, what should I do?”

“The young couple’s banter is so sweet! By the way, am I the only one who noticed Ming Ming is just waiting to eat, while Brother Cao is doing all the cooking?!”

“Hahaha Brother Cao really knows what it means to be henpecked, he just can’t bear to let his wife do any work, right!”

“After all, he’s a man who cooks for his wife every day (dog head emoji)”

However, there were also comments from passersby among them:

“Ah, this. Being henpecked is fine, but cooking every day is a bit of a stretch, right? Cao Ren’s movements aren’t skilled at all.”

“(Sweating bean emoji) Can I say that the entertainment industry should put more effort into setting up the ‘henpecked husband’ image for the seme? At least actually learn how to cook. Even industrial saccharin should have some sugar, right? (Questioning bean emoji)”

Immediately, small fans of Yi Jing Ren refuted:

“Brother Cao isn’t some master chef, right? What’s wrong with being unskilled?”

“Besides, we’re all here to ship the CP! Not to watch someone cook!”

Just as both sides were about to argue…

Suddenly, an off-beat comment appeared:

“Does anyone want to see a master chef cook? (Lighting cigarette.jpg) Father has found one for you: Qi Zhuoyu’s livestream room address…”

Passersby were confused: ??

What did a master chef cooking have to do with Qi Zhuoyu’s livestream room?

They clicked on the link, ready to solve the mystery, but unexpectedly saw the screen.

Even more confused: ???

The screen showed a kitchen island.

Three stoves were on, one simmering soup, one heating oil, and one steaming porridge. Moreover, the oven on the kitchen island was also running, seemingly with egg tarts visible inside. Not only that, but there were already fried soy milk and hot milk on the table, along with various pastries rarely seen before.

In front of the kitchen island, Qi Zhuoyu was wearing loose and comfortable black home clothes. His ink-like hair was smoothly plastered to his face, and even without makeup, he was incredibly handsome – he could go straight to Paris for a runway show wearing just a sack.

But the handsome guy wasn’t going to a runway show, he was making soup at the kitchen island.

The soup-making time was quite long.

Viewers who often cooked could tell at a glance that it had been simmering for at least two hours.

Qi Zhuoyu just leisurely stared at the soup.

Then the new passersby in the livestream room were just like: ???

“What the hell??”

“Well said.”

The anti-fans who had been in the livestream room immediately replied.

“We also want to know what the hell this is.”

“Father remembers you took on a marriage and relationship variety show, not a food variety show, right?”

“Damn. I’ve been watching this unfilial son cook for half an hour now, who understands??”

“Father got up at five in the morning to watch your variety show, not to see you make soup. Where’s your wife? Come quickly?!”

“… Don’t tell me it’s really a hired wife, and he’s late for his 8 AM job??”

“Weren’t you supposed to sign a fan service agreement? How come I don’t see you two doing any fan service? Poor review.”

“Don’t tell me you’re going to eat all this breakfast by yourself. It’s practically a Manchu Han Imperial Feast already. Why are you still planning to make new dishes??”

“Since when did you have this image of a health-conscious person who gets up at 5 AM to make breakfast??”

“Although… I feel like this unfilial son’s cooking skills seem very practiced, it doesn’t look like he’s acting from a script…”

“To be fair, as a chef, I can testify that he does seem to know a bit about cooking…”

Unfortunately, comments were just comments.

Qi Zhuoyu couldn’t see them, and even if he could, he didn’t intend to interact.

When he saw that it was almost 9 o’clock,

Qi Zhuoyu finally left the kitchen island. The comments were full of question marks, not knowing what he was going to do.

Until Qi Zhuoyu opened the bedroom door. The curtains with excellent light-blocking effect made the room particularly suitable for sleeping.

There was a lump on the bed in the bedroom, obviously someone sleeping.

Then Feng Xuan felt someone shaking him.

This familiar frequency, without even thinking, he knew it was Qi Zhuoyu.

Feng Xuan was in a sleepy daze and instinctively turned over.

At the same time, the thousands of viewers waiting in the livestream finally realized who this young man on the bed was.

When Feng Xuan turned over, the viewers held their breath in anticipation.

Holy shit, it’s the wife! Holy shit, it’s the wife!

Under the high-definition camera, even in the dim room, Feng Xuan’s face was captured clearly.

At this moment, the screaming in the comments almost flipped the livestream room. Although they had seen Feng Xuan’s photos before, they didn’t expect Feng Xuan in person to be even more handsome!!

“Holy crap!!!!”

“Ahhhhhhh!!!”

“Is this reasonable?!! He’s actually more beautiful in person than in photos!!!!”

“Help help help help this is too good-looking!!!!”

“What kind of terrifying beauty can withstand even this deadly camera angle!!”

“Feeling a bit breathless from the beauty, no matter what happens next I won’t scream anymore…”

This scene of Feng Xuan’s appearance had already sent the livestream room to the top of the hot list.

Just when fans thought there wouldn’t be any more highlights…

Feng Xuan, who had just turned over, might not have realized there was a livestream this morning.

Being woken up by Qi Zhuoyu’s shaking, he instinctively kicked his white and straight legs out from under the covers, then skillfully wrapped them around Qi Zhuoyu’s waist. Because he had just woken up and had no strength, he hung limply, the color shining brilliantly in the livestream room.

The next second, Feng Xuan’s voice was heard in the livestream room.

Mumbling indistinctly. “Senior brother, I feel tired and don’t want to shake. You move on your own, okay.”

After saying this, the room was quiet for a moment.

Too quiet.

So quiet that Feng Xuan finally sensed something was wrong, remembering he wasn’t in the White Jade Capital now.

And the comments froze for a full second.

Then someone posted: “… Shake what? (Dumbfounded.jpg)”