After Being Preached by my Senior Martial Brother

Baby Bird's Social Death! (part 1)

The entertainment industry’s big hammer’s leak gave “The One at My Home” official announcement a wave of free popularity.

The hashtag #IronHammerLeaksQiZhuoyuWifeLooks# instantly landed at number one on trending topics, followed by the word “explosion”.

After all, Qi Zhuoyu’s national popularity was not comparable to that of Yiming Jingren, an unknown celebrity in the entertainment industry without any representative works.

Moreover, human nature is essentially gossipy. The fans and antis had been fighting for three days and three nights in the past few days, which truly piqued the curiosity of the onlookers.

Qi Zhuoyu was famous in the entertainment industry for looking down on everyone.

The gossip-loving netizens wanted to see what kind of heavenly beauty the wife of this arrogant king with his nose in the air was.

After preparing themselves to mock,

The netizens clicked on the paparazzi photo from the big hammer.

Then: “What the fuck?” He really was a heavenly beauty?!

Comment reply: “Correct, objective, sisters need not worry. Seeing this photo, most people’s first reaction is ‘fuck’ (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

This Weibo post had already received over ten thousand comments.

And almost all of them were from passersby.

“What the fuck? Qi Zhuoyu actually has a wife??”

“What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Am I the only one shocked that this type of forever alone king could also have a wife?”

“The photo is so clear, sister-in-law is truly beautiful, this level of beauty could lead the entertainment industry, right?”

“I guessed Qi Zhuoyu’s wife would be quite good-looking, but I didn’t expect him to be this beautiful (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“Is there anyone else like me who enlarged sister-in-law’s picture and looked at it more than ten times? This face is my ideal type…”

“Seeing the comments above makes me feel satisfied.jpg”

“Wasn’t it said that his wife was hired? This, where the hell did they hire him from?”

“I have to say he’s really beautiful, even in candid photos he’s so stunning, as a passerby I’m starting to look forward to the marriage variety show.”

“+1, really curious about how a loner like Qi Zhuoyu interacts with his wife??”

In an instant, the four photos were immediately reposted to various marketing accounts and forums.

The photo of Feng Xuan looking up at Qi Zhuoyu immediately dominated the homepages of gossip fans.

Pure passersby and gossip fans all went to speculate about Feng Xuan’s identity.

The only ones who stubbornly continued to make insinuations on Weibo were Yi Mingjingren’s CP fans.

For the past few days, Yiming Jingren’s CP fans had been insinuating that Qi Zhuoyu joined the marriage variety show for a “chasing wife crematorium”, subtly putting down Qi Zhuoyu and elevating Xu Qingming’s value, pushing some “entertainment industry’s most popular little wife” persona that netizens hadn’t shipped for 800 years.

Unexpectedly, the film emperor’s official wife was revealed.

His beauty surpassed Xu Qingming’s by miles.

It would have been fine if they were celebrities in the same circle.

But the film emperor’s official wife turned out to be an ordinary person.

Moreover, Xu Qingming had been marketing his own beauty since his debut, with promotions like “the greatest face in the entertainment industry”, following a looks-based route. After being rejected by Qi Zhuoyu when he tried to get close to him, his fans had cursed at Qi Zhuoyu for a long time, saying he had eyes but failed to see.

Now it seemed that Qi Zhuoyu didn’t fail to see, but was it possible that his standards were too high?

Was there anything more embarrassing than being rejected after trying to sell a gay CP, pushing the “chasing wife crematorium” persona with Qi Zhuoyu, only to be completely crushed in terms of beauty by Qi Zhuoyu’s official wife?

Pure passersby stated, if the wife looked like this heavenly beauty, only an idiot would cheat.

Yiming Jingren’s CP fans naturally weren’t convinced, and made sarcastic comments in the trending topics plaza.

“It’s just one photo, who doesn’t know that photos can be photoshopped? (rolling eyes emoji)”

Qi Zhuoyu’s antis also refused to back down, commenting with Feng Xuan’s raw photo: [Whatever, sister-in-law will handle it.]

“Hehe, we’ve said it’s a fanservice agreement, of course they’d find someone good-looking to sell it, right? Who knows if it’s just a deceiving photo!”

Qi Zhuoyu’s antis commented with Feng Xuan’s raw photo: [Whatever, you also think sister-in-law is beautiful, right?]

“Don’t give attention to an ordinary person, who knows if Qi Zhuoyu goes to brush his teeth after kissing him!”

Qi Zhuoyu’s antis commented with Feng Xuan’s raw photo: [Whatever, it’s just an ordinary little brother who outshone the entertainment industry’s greatest face~]

Knowing that Xu Qingming’s fans loved to brag about Xu Qingming’s face the most.

So every reply included Feng Xuan’s raw photo, which could be said to be a ruthless attack.

It angered Yiming Jingren’s CP fans on the plaza, causing them to frantically delete their Weibo posts.

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The popularity of Feng Xuan’s revealed appearance remained high. The show’s production team struck while the iron was hot and released the pre-edited trailer on Weibo.

This official announcement plus trailer double promotion once again ignited Weibo’s hot search.

Qi Zhuoyu’s Weibo repost also came belatedly.

However, unlike what everyone imagined, his focus was oddly misplaced:

@QiZhuoyu: Why wasn’t my script written?

In a very arrogant tone.

The film emperor himself already had a lot of popularity and national recognition. Once he reposted, Weibo even gave him a yellow label saying “The person involved has appeared!!”

Coupled with this wave of Feng Xuan’s raw photos circulating online, it made more and more curious onlookers interested in him.

Under the spotlight, “The One at My Home” released short preview clips of four guest couples.

The gossip-loving netizens were almost uninterested in clicking on the preview videos of the other three couples, rushing straight to Qi Zhuoyu’s.

But when they clicked on it, impatiently scrolling from beginning to end, forget about sister-in-law, with all the blurry shadows and pixelation applied, they couldn’t even see a single strand of sister-in-law’s hair!!

The comments instantly exploded:

“???”

“????”

“Am I the only one who knows how embarrassing it was for me who just came in to see sister-in-law (lighting a cigarette)”

“Damn, I swear I’ve never been this impatient even when sleeping with my wife, and in the end this is all you show me??”

“After seeing sister-in-law’s face on the hot search, I’ve already unilaterally claimed her as my wife, I’ve even taken my pants half off to see my wife, where’s my big wife??”

“I hope KFC can step in to investigate this matter, even I, a pure passerby, can’t take it anymore.”

“I’m shaking with anger, how come no celebrity has spoken out about this yet?”

“I’m sensitive and can’t bear to see these things @TheOneAtMyHomeProductionTeam”

“What? Sisters, I know you’re impatient but don’t rush, didn’t anyone watch carefully from beginning to end? Sister-in-law’s voice is really sweet!”

After this comment appeared.

The gossip fans who had just impatiently scrolled through the progress bar rewatched the preview.

The opening scenes were just a tour of Qi Zhuoyu’s luxurious mansion, filmed like a villa promotional video.

Bullet comments floated by:

“Don’t waste time filming this, we can’t afford it even after seeing it (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“Just thinking that the ungrateful son not only lives in a luxurious mansion but also has a heavenly beauty wife, while dad can only pathetically argue online, it’s worse than killing me.”

“I feel like I’m the 84-year-old father being kicked out of the house by my unfilial son at 3 am on TikTok (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“@QiZhuoyu, I quite like the villa, move out and let me live there.”

Although the onlookers all knew that Qi Zhuoyu had been entangled with his anti-fans for three years.

However, seeing once again the powerful verbal abilities of his anti-fans, and thinking about Qi Zhuoyu’s well-deserved reputation as the entertainment industry’s fighting king.

They could only say, like celebrity, like fans.jpg

The preview clip first edited Feng Xuan’s interview, then connected to Qi Zhuoyu.

The visuals were mostly processed with virtual shadows, probably as a gimmick by the production team.

Only Feng Xuan’s clear voice appeared off-screen.

He seemed to be answering questions very obediently and seriously.

When asked how they met:

“Senior brother said it was an arranged marriage.”

Bullet comments instantly floated by:

“I knew this loner king couldn’t chase a wife himself!”

“It was actually an arranged marriage??”

“Am I the only one who noticed that sister-in-law has a beautiful face and sweet voice (taking off pants)”

“Not bad, the unfilial son is quite capable in finding a daughter-in-law for father, I won’t scold the ungrateful child today.”

When asked when they met:

He hesitated for a moment: “Senior brother told me it was probably when I was just born.”

The bullet comments became even more intense:

“???”

“Damn, they’re even childhood sweethearts??”

Here is the English translation of the continuation, maintaining the style and structure as requested:

“@QiZhuoyu, you’re really good at hiding your wife, not bringing her out for your dad to see even once in over twenty years, huh.”

“Wuwuwu, am I the only one who thinks sister-in-law is so obedient, calling him ‘senior brother’ every time, could there be a campus love story plot??”

“I feel like with the unfilial son’s straight man level, he couldn’t come up with such an intricate and layered fanservice persona, so they must be real (no one objects, right? If no one objects, father is going to start shipping them”

Feng Xuan’s interview was only about a minute long, but his voice was clean and sweet, the kind of captivating good voice.

Combined with his photos being spread all over the internet, the gossip fans who only looked at faces instantly piled on the good impressions.

A beauty can do no wrong.

If a beauty does wrong, please refer to the first point.

Mainly because they couldn’t not pile on good impressions.

Being able to tame an entertainment industry big devil like Qi Zhuoyu, how could it not be considered a good deed for the people!

So when the scene suddenly switched to Qi Zhuoyu’s voice.

The anti-fans instantly put on a disgusted face, just like a mother-in-law who likes her daughter-in-law more and more but finds her own son disappointing.

Moreover, the production team was so biased, only blurring Feng Xuan but showing Qi Zhuoyu’s full face.

As soon as he appeared, the bullet comments flew:

“Hey? @TheOneAtMyHome, did the production team apply the mosaic to the wrong person? Suggest redoing it.”

“Who understands, when Qi Zhuoyu’s face appears, father feels like seeing an unfilial son during the New Year (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“Thank you for still remembering your Weibo account, otherwise your father would have to file a missing person report.”

But unexpectedly, halfway through the interview.

In the frame, Qi Zhuoyu suddenly smiled.

This was a very rare smile appearing on his face.

Combined with the sunlight streaming in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, it almost gave the illusion that he was gentle.

“…How to say it, at this moment you can feel that the unfilial son really does eat by his looks.”

“Well, it seems there might be a reason why some people can be top stars for a year and become legends for three years (lighting a cigarette.jpg”

“Have to say, after hating on Qi Zhuoyu for three years, never hated on his face…”

“Actually, the unfilial son sometimes looks quite gentle (whispers)”

Then the next second.

This “gentle” big devil was seen answering the production team’s questions in an unprecedentedly annoying and boastful tone, arrogant as hell: “Probably because my wife is really too cute.”

He paused, then said in a manner that could anger people to death: “So it’s hard to resist showing off.”

As soon as he finished speaking.

The bullet comments froze for a moment.

Then came a crazy outburst:

“…Fuck.”

“Father must have been possessed by a ghost just now, where the hell did I see this unfilial son as gentle???”

“??? Say that again.”

“Give back the two seconds father’s heart fluttered for you.”

“Fuck! Is this what Qi Zhuoyu meant when he reposted on Weibo saying the production team didn’t write a script for him?? And he even posted on Weibo to say it again??”

“…What a fucking elementary school chicken.”

“We know you’re eager to show off your wife but don’t rush, first send us your wife’s video so we can take a look (unbuckling belt)”

 

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