After Being Preached by my Senior Martial Brother

Qi Zhuoyu really had a talent.

Every time, he managed to turn a perfectly normal livestream more and more risqué.

Feng Xuan was truly worried that they would be banned at any moment.

The comments exploded once again due to his words:

“The result isn’t important, let me see you try (very important, children will die if they can’t see it)”

“Let me have a good year (that’s right, I start celebrating New Year’s from August.jpg)”

“Can we change ‘try it for everyone’ to ‘everyone try it together’ (yellow bean emoji blushing)”

“You’re the Little Bird Baby’s husband, right? I’ve come uninvited!”

…

It seemed the fans were following their idol’s lead.

The comments started to contain more and more vulgar language, just one step away from being reported.

The livestream time finally came to an end.

The production team promptly shut down the livestream.

They avoided Qi Zhuoyu becoming the first male celebrity in history to be banned for leading lewd behavior in a livestream.

The first episode’s full broadcast ended perfectly.

It also garnered almost all the trending topics on Weibo.

Feng Xuan truly experienced what it was like to go viral in the mortal realm.

The popularity that started from the summer finale seemed to continue until the New Year without stopping.

Not only that, due to the show’s explosive popularity,

Li Chaofeng inexplicably received many invitations for Feng Xuan to endorse products and star in movies.

This was troublesome.

It was already an incredible feat to trick the precious Crown Prince of the Ninth Heaven to participate in a variety show. If the Emperor discovered his son was doing these frivolous things in the mortal realm, he wouldn’t just break the Crown Prince’s legs, but likely the Demon Venerable’s legs as well.

Other producers knew better and backed off.

There was only one who was particularly persistent.

He pestered Li Chaofeng every day, insisting that this script was tailor-made for the two of them. Sometimes you really can’t underestimate a mortal. Last time when drinking at home with Jing Yu, while sending him off towards the sky, this producer caught a glimpse.

Although they immediately used forced amnesia on him at the time!

That’s right, gods can do whatever they want.

Out of a subtle sense of guilt and unease,

Li Chaofeng still casually mentioned this matter to Qi Zhuoyu.

As expected, the Demon Venerable was so arrogant he didn’t care about anyone.

If he didn’t like what he heard, even if he heard it, he acted as if he hadn’t.

But Feng Xuan found it quite interesting.

He had filmed a variety show with Senior brother.

But he hadn’t filmed a movie with Senior brother yet.

Bird curious, bird wants to try.jpg

“Why don’t you arrange a meeting with that producer to see?” Feng Xuan asked curiously. “Why does he think his script is definitely tailor-made for me?”

“This is a story about killing one’s wife to gain enlightenment!” The producer introduced the plot very seriously in the mansion, his voice excited. “Eastern fantasy! Past and present lives! Immortal romance! Deep and tortuous love! Super large production, how about it? Isn’t it very explosive?!”

Qi Zhuoyu: “…”

Feng Xuan: “…”

The room was quiet for a few seconds.

Qi Zhuoyu spoke. “…Killing one’s wife to gain enlightenment?”

Feng Xuan silently glanced at him.

Qi Zhuoyu suddenly became very fierce, slamming the table. “Why do you think this kind of thing is tailor-made for me… for this person?”

What.

Hasn’t this producer watched “The One At My Home”?

This Venerable, the number one wife slave of the Three Realms—

Feng Xuan: ???

You big devil, are you poisoned?!

Why do you want to fight for the title of number one wife slave in the Three Realms?!

Hmph.

Qi Zhuoyu let out a cold laugh with an unclear meaning.

“It must be that Li Chaofeng didn’t promote well enough.”

To the extent that the person in front of him dared to say that killing one’s wife to gain enlightenment was tailor-made for him.

Really bringing up the wrong topic!

With a “zap” sound,

Lightning spirit energy suddenly penetrated through the room door, directly hitting Li Chaofeng.

Li Chaofeng: ??

I didn’t do anything outside the door!

It was like an innocent dog sleeping by the roadside getting kicked for no reason.

Then,

It turned into a dog!

Li Chaofeng: “Woof woof woof?”

The manager passing by the mansion: ??? How did a dog get into our high-class mansion?? Someone, fork it out for me!

Li Chaofeng: ??? Woof woof woof?

I fucking… (wanting to speak but stopping.jpg)

“Mr. Qi, don’t you think this has an adorable gap moe?” The producer was completely unaware that he was only one step away from death. “A wife slave actually killing his wife to gain enlightenment, how contradictory! How dramatic!”

Qi Zhuoyu: “…”

Feng Xuan finally couldn’t hold it in anymore.

He never thought there would be a day when he would laugh so hard in front of Qi Zhuoyu that he couldn’t straighten up.

What a talent this was.

He actually managed to render Qi Zhuoyu speechless.

“Yes, very much so, very much,” Feng Xuan nodded while laughing, choking on his water. Qi Zhuoyu was speechless, but still gently patted his back.

The producer saw this and couldn’t help but think: I ship it.

Wait.

He didn’t come here to ship a couple!

Qi Zhuoyu snapped out of his daze and said decisively. “Not taking it. Don’t even think about it.”

The producer became anxious. “Hey wait wait wait! Mr. Qi, Mr. Qi, please wait, listen to my plot!”

Feng Xuan fell laughing into Qi Zhuoyu’s arms. “Listen, listen, Producer, please continue.”

Producer teacher, stand up!

Very sincerely pulling Feng Xuan’s arm, he explained. “Look, him!”

The producer recited poetically a: “He’s the Crown Prince of the Ninth Heaven, who was banished to the mortal world for breaking his divine soul lamp, becoming an ordinary junior disciple in the cultivation world!”

The producer pointed at Qi Zhuoyu. “Him!”

Poetic recitation ax2: “He’s the cold and aloof senior disciple of the cultivation world!”

Producer’s poetic recitation ax3:

“At first! Everyone bullied him, only the senior disciple was kind to him!”

“Later, he learned that the senior disciple and he were destined to be together since birth, unless one’s soul scattered, otherwise they should become Dao companions!”

“Who would have thought, it was all a lie!”

“Until one day, he saw the senior disciple betraying their master by holding the master in his arms!”

“So the Crown Prince no longer hoped for his senior brother to look at him.”

“Later, he also didn’t dodge that sword from his senior brother!”

“Life and death in chaos, returning to the divine realm.”

“The Crown Prince forgot his past, being an emotionless and loveless immortal was fine too…”

“But unexpectedly.”

“The senior brother actually became—”

“The only Demon Venerable in the Three Realms?” Feng Xuan suddenly interjected.

“Eh?” The producer was stunned. “How did you know?”

“Hahahahahahahaha.”

Feng Xuan was utterly amused.

Qi Zhuoyu’s entire face turned black.

After laughing enough, Feng Xuan said, “Producer, how did you come up with this story?”

The producer scratched his head, sitting down sheepishly. “Well, to be honest, I’ve had a dream of being a director since I was little…”

Feng Xuan nodded. “Good good good, I’ll turn around for you, fast forward to where you heard this story from!”

“I didn’t hear it from anywhere,” said the producer. “You won’t believe this, but I’ve been dreaming about this since I was little. I feel like I wrote this story a very long time ago. Anyway, until I saw you and Mr. Qi on the dating show, I felt that this story was tailor-made for you two!”

“And!” The producer announced an important thing. “We plan to turn the movie into a book for sale after filming!”

Feng Xuan was curious. “Write it into a book?”

“Yes!” The producer said, “We had budgeted 30 million to find a Nobel Prize in Literature winner to write this book!”

Feng Xuan was very supportive. “Wow.”

The producer said painfully, “But halfway through writing the book, the movie used up all the budget! As a result, only 3,000 yuan was left, so we had no choice but to find Sanqian Fengxue to write it.”

“Never heard of them.”

“It’s good that you haven’t heard of them, they’re very obscure, tsk tsk tsk.”

“No wonder they wrote this producer’s epic tragic love story so out of character, tsk tsk tsk.”

After several rounds of drinks,

The producer was already drunk and unconscious.

Feng Xuan glanced at Qi Zhuoyu and chuckled.

Then he cast an immortal spell on the producer.

To be honest, he always felt there was something strange about this producer.

He even had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

The immortal spell began to trace back this person’s past and present lives.

There were none.

It’s very rare for a person to have no past lives.

Unless.

Feng Xuan had an ominous premonition.

He checked the producer’s primordial spirit.

…

…

Siming!!

It’s you coming down to the mortal realm to undergo tribulations again!!!

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In any case, Feng Xuan still filmed this absurd ancient fantasy movie.

He said how could the producer dream about it since childhood, wasn’t that tragic love story book of fate written by Siming for Xiao Qi back then!

He thought Siming had just written it casually.

He didn’t expect that he actually had a taste for such melodrama!

Before the movie was submitted for review,

The directing team was still struggling with the movie’s name.

The producer consulted with Feng Xuan. “Mr. Xiao Xuan, do you think ‘Senior Brother Kills Me to Gain Enlightenment’ is better, or ‘After I Was Used by Senior Brother to Gain Enlightenment’?”