The barrage thought the screen had frozen.
Just as Xu Qingming was about to squirm in his seat, the most shocking scene of this episode appeared.
Feng Xuan still had that sincere expression, and reached out his hand: “Want to talk about it?”
He spoke: “Transfer me 50, I’ll let you talk.”
Little Bird vs Little Green Tea!
Triple Kill!
At this point, the barrage that had been watching until now finally couldn’t hold back and exploded.
“Help! Help! I declare this scene the most dramatic I’ve seen in variety shows this year!!”
“I’m dying of laughter hahaha ‘transfer me 50′, baby what on earth are you thinking??”
“Help, Xu Qingming can’t even keep his expression together!”
“I was wrong, I was really wrong. How could I think someone who could stump Qi Zhuoyu was a naive sweetie (lights cigarette.jpg)”
“I’m the silly one, not my wife (lights cigarette.jpg)”
“Am I the only one who thinks Little Bird wife stumping Xu Qingming with this triple combo is similar to Qi Zhuoyu stumping his father earlier…”
“Not bad, in the chaotic internet, CP fans have happily gotten the same sugar again…”
“Little Bird Baby’s sincerity is the strongest finishing move.jpg”
“Good, I’ve learned this move!”
Originally, they thought this was the liveliest part of the barrage.
Unexpectedly, after Xu Qingming brought trouble on himself and got slapped in the face, his fans couldn’t stand it. They had a stubborn attitude of desperately trying to save face for their brother even if he was wrong.
Xu Qingming’s fans’ barrage was even more terrifying than before.
And they had clearly prepared a bunch of talking points to whitewash the situation.
Then it was useless.
Like punching a cotton ball.
They wrote thousands of words in mini-essays.
Qi Zhuoyu’s anti-fans just had one sentence:
“Want to argue with me? Transfer 50 first.”
You could say they learned the newly acquired retort technique perfectly.
Xu Qingming’s fans were left raging impotently in the livestream room.
But just like Qi Zhuoyu back then,
They didn’t get to be happy for long before hearing the production team announce that Feng Xuan was going to Goodnight Island.
Separating the little couple in this marriage reality show,
How was this different from an evil mother-in-law breaking up a young couple! How was this different from divorce!
Barrage:
“My expression now is the unfilial son’s expression in the show.”
“Thank you, Qi Zhuoyu, my internet expression substitute.”
“I can see that both my husband and I are very unhappy about the production team’s arrangements for my wife.”
“LOL, the complicated family relationships of the sister above made me dizzy!”
“Am I the only one who thinks it’s strange! Before, when watching the guests of ‘The One At My Home’ go to Goodnight Island, there were quite a few dangers on the way, but Little Bird Baby didn’t encounter any!”
“Good. Even the heavens were moved by the unfilial son’s devotion to his wife, this is heaven and earth unwilling to hurt a separated young couple…”
It wasn’t that.
Feng Xuan thought silently to himself.
It was just that the Three Realms had all been bullied by this big devil before. jpg
When the show got to the part where Feng Xuan was mumbling and muttering, lying in bed and murmuring “Senior brother’s career is important, Senior brother’s career is important…”,
The camera angle was particularly tricky, but miraculously made Feng Xuan look extremely youthful.
He looked just like a high school student.
The kind who had just left home to start high school.
His chubby cheeks were adorably excessive.
The barrage went wild with screaming.
“AWSL!!!”
“Too cute, wife!! Fifteen years old! Can’t be more than fifteen!”
“I’m saying, production team, how dare you… my poor omega baby has already started nesting… does anyone have his Alpha’s contact information…”
“What kind of good CP is the sister above roleplaying, I’m hard!! (referring to my fists)”
“Is there no law! Little Bird Baby said the bed is hard! Someone give him a new bed!”
“@ProductionTeam, have you been through drug rehab? How could you throw such a cute kid on a deserted island (lights cigarette.jpg)”
Goodnight Island was a mandatory task in “The One At My Home”.
As viewers of a marriage reality show, the barrage was used to it.
Although Feng Xuan slept alone for one night,
The show’s editing only lasted a few minutes, and after a few minutes they could get new CP sugar of them together again.
Just missing that one night’s sugar.
Watching other guests sweetly sleeping together.
How to put it.
Such a big deal.
A woman without sugar to consume can’t handle it. jpg
Just as the livestream was about to skip this part,
The door of the Goodnight Cabin was knocked on, and when opened, Qi Zhuoyu appeared.
In the scene, Feng Xuan was shaken awake and quite surprised: “Senior brother, why are you here?”
Qi Zhuoyu was also very calm: “Forgot to bring you the necessities.”
Feng Xuan: “Who?”
Qi Zhuoyu: “Me.”
The barrage was already going crazy, scrolling a whole row of:
“Thank you. Qi Zhuoyu. My remarriage superman.”
But not long after scrolling, just as they were getting high on the CP,
Qi Zhuoyu suddenly pulled Feng Xuan to the door, leaving an empty room for the production team and audience.
Barrage:
“?”
“???”
“I take back what I just said.”
“Qi Zhuoyu, I hate you, you divorce superman.”
“?? Who understands that I stood up with Director Wang in impotent rage!!”
“It’s all paid content, what can’t we watch!!”
“You’d better be having outdoor s*x. jpg”
“Honestly I don’t feel the sincerity of you two as a couple, invite me to your home tonight to experience it, DM me after the livestream ends (lights cigarette.jpg)”
At this point, the show was actually nearing its end.
The barrage started to get a bit anxious.
Repeatedly dragging the progress bar, thinking that after this episode, who knows when they’d get to see such a cute wife again!!
“Damn, in 30 minutes, I’m going to become a divorced widower on the internet!!”
“Wife, divorced men aren’t popular in the dating market at all, so can you not abandon me (Little Yue Yue chasing car.gif)”
“Wife how can I live without you! Wife where can I see you in the future!”
“Honestly, has Little Bird Baby never considered entering the entertainment industry? It’s such a waste for this face not to appear on the big screen!”
“Although I haven’t lost my wife yet, I’m already starting to miss her… who understands…”
“Can’t we upload wife to a digital project for everyone to share, who can give me a complete wife?”
Feng Xuan looked at the barrage, feeling quite strange inside.
It felt like he was being genuinely liked by everyone.
Not bad, it seemed.
But if they really wanted to see him, they could go to the Crown Prince’s Temple.
Weren’t there many in the mortal realm?
Probably he had accidentally said it out loud again.
Barrage:
“?”
“What does ‘wife’ mean?”
“I get it. If you want to see your wife, you have to pray to gods and Buddha.”
“I’ve had an epiphany, turns out the wife is a celestial fairy!”
“LOL… but I feel like the Little Bird Baby and the statue in the Crown Prince’s temple do look a bit similar…”
“Maybe it means the wife is as beautiful as a celestial fairy, hmm…”
When it got to the part where Qi Zhuoyu was mistaken for a human trafficker.
The barrage were all spamming:
“That’s right, grandma, this person is a human trafficker.”
“Someone report Qi Zhuoyu for stealing my life.”
“Mainly for stealing my wife!”
Then these barrage were pettily reported by Qi Zhuoyu!
When it really got to the end, the barrage quieted down instead.
At the part where they hung wish tags, the barrage were all guessing what Qi Zhuoyu would write. Given his career-focused attitude, would he write something like unifying the entertainment industry?
Seeing these barrage,
Feng Xuan almost laughed out loud. He had to admit, even the anti-fans understood Qi Zhuoyu very well.
There were also some unexpected barrage that popped up:
“Is there a possibility that this unfilial son will wish for all those who covet his wife to disappear?”
“?”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, letting you make a wish doesn’t mean writing a curse letter on it.jpg”
“Press 1 for Buddha to strike him dead @Buddha.”
The result was unexpected for everyone.
In reality, when everyone wrote down their heart’s desires, Qi Zhuoyu and Feng Xuan’s wishes were actually for each other’s wishes to come true.
This part actually touched the bullet comment section a bit:
“Acting so real, selling bromance to this extent, who says it’s not a kind of true love…”
“I don’t believe selling bromance can be done to this extent…”
“I admit you two are true love now!”
“Good (tearing up the bromance contract! Replacing it with a marriage contract!)”
Looking at Qi Zhuoyu’s wish again, Feng Xuan felt quite happy.
If he had known earlier, he would have secretly stolen that wish note back then!
Throw a barrier spell.
It could be preserved for thousands and tens of thousands of years.
Suddenly, he could somewhat understand why the big devil wanted to put barrier spells on the two small portraits in the Furong Garden back then!
As the show was nearing its end.
Director Wang reminded Feng Xuan through the earpiece. “Mr. Xiao Xuan, you can interact with the barrage a bit~”
So Feng Xuan looked at the likes and popularity of the barrage.
He picked one with a relatively high response to answer.
“Ah ah ah, Little Bird Baby, besides this wish, don’t you have anything you want to wish for yourself?!!”
Feng Xuan stared at it for two seconds before saying, “No.”
After thinking for a moment, he continued. “Because I don’t need to wish to deities for my wishes, Senior brother will help me realize them.”
The barrage froze for a moment, then:
“LMAO…”
“Those who can’t ship our Zhuomuniao in the Chinese entertainment industry are all having a hard time…”
“Celestial-grade CP, accumulated virtue in the past life, have sugar to eat in this life…”
“I really shouldn’t have asked this question, ate another whole bowl of dog food!”
“Can’t stand some real wife slaves…”
“You two have gotten your wishes fulfilled, what about me! Is there any soft-hearted Little Bird Baby who can fulfill my wish… @Feng Xuan…”
The last bullet comment was just a random mention.
But unexpectedly, Feng Xuan caught it right away. After all, it was about to wrap up, and to be honest, he was a bit reluctant to let go.
So he spoke very agreeably, curious. “What wish do you want to realize?”
Bullet comment: “Want to see you and your Senior Brother do it intensely for seven days and seven nights.”
Feng Xuan: “…”
Thank you.
No soft-hearted Little Bird Baby would ever fulfill your wish!
Just as he was about to end the livestream.
Unexpectedly, Qi Zhuoyu suddenly spoke up. “The soft-hearted Little Bird Baby can’t fulfill your wish.”
Feng Xuan had a bad feeling.
Qi Zhuoyu continued very seriously, suddenly becoming particularly understanding.
“But the Little Bird Baby’s husband will try his best for everyone.”
