“Two choices.”
“Admit you were doing social dance or flower hand movements at night.”
“Why does Little Bird Baby always experience social death…”
“Sorry, I didn’t see clearly above, was it social death or shooting death? If the latter, he was indeed shaking very vigorously (yellow bean pushing glasses)”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, you’re so cocky, wouldn’t your wife move on her own if she didn’t want to shake?”
“Wife, you have to choose between face and lining, pick one yourself (lighting cigarette.jpg)”
Feng Xuan: “…”
He didn’t want to admit to any shaking!
Fortunately, the show’s production team controlled the situation in time.
Just as the entire livestream chat was heading towards a yellow and violent trend that risked being banned, the water army bought at great expense finally came online. They instantly upvoted the questions prepared by the production team to the top, and Feng Xuan also cleverly glossed over them.
To avoid being further teased by the bullet screen comments,
Feng Xuan hesitated for a moment, then decisively and sneakily removed the cushion from behind his waist.
Some actions that were as conspicuous as trying to hide something obvious.
Qi Zhuoyu glanced at him, turned his head and took off his earpiece. “Really hurts?”
Bullet screen: “? What are you saying, unfilial son? We’re all paid VIPs, is there anything your father can’t hear?”
The next second, Feng Xuan also took off his earpiece, muttering. “Just a little bit.”
Bullet screen: “Okay. We know you two are a perfect match (lighting cigarette.jpg)”
“I’ll ship it, I’ll ship it, okay? (starts holding bowl)”
Qi Zhuoyu pulled him a little closer.
He reached out and gently rubbed Feng Xuan’s lower back, which indeed provided some relief.
However, while this action wouldn’t be considered intimate under normal circumstances,
Remembering they were livestreaming, Feng Xuan quickly said, “Senior brother will be seen, we’re livestreaming.”
This sentence was said a bit loudly and was picked up by the earpiece that wasn’t completely removed.
Bullet screen: “It’s okay, baby, you can continue. If necessary, we can go die.jpg”
Feng Xuan: “…”
That’s not necessary!
“What are you afraid of?” Qi Zhuoyu spoke.
Feng Xuan thought he was going to say something arrogant, like whoever dares to say anything improper in the livestream chat, he would block them all.
Instead, Qi Zhuoyu said leisurely, “They all paid for this, this is the paid content they should see.”
Bullet screen: “The unfilial son finally said something sensible for once.”
“That’s right! This is what we deserve to ship!”
“You know we paid, so hurry up and give us some good food to eat…”
“Mom and dad… food… hungry…”
“Those of us who can’t ship Zhuomuniao might as well die…”
Feng Xuan noticed quickly. “What’s Zhuomuniao?”
The bullet screen replied. “It’s the ship name, baby. What do you think?”
Almost without realizing it,
When faced with Feng Xuan’s innocent face, people would automatically become motherly.
Feng Xuan was silent for a second.
He didn’t know how to express his thoughts tactfully without hurting the fans’ feelings.
But Qi Zhuoyu said, “Doesn’t it sound quite nice?”
“Nice?” Feng Xuan just found it ridiculous.
But then he remembered Qi Zhuoyu’s naming style of “Fragrant Fragrant” and “Love Love”.
Feng Xuan felt he shouldn’t have expected anything from the big devil’s aesthetic sense!
After a few minutes of banter and interaction,
The advertisement for “The One At My Home” finished playing, and the main program finally began.
There were four scenes in total.
Besides the footage of them preparing to depart, there were scenes of the other three couples.
The bullet screen comments had already filled up the main program of “The One At My Home”.
Some comments from the livestream chat even tried to mix in.
Feng Xuan was quite focused when watching things.
Mainly because it was his first time recording a variety show, and the feeling of seeing himself on screen was quite novel.
It started with Xu Qingming and Cao Ren.
Like them, they were sorting out clothes before departure. Cao Ren obviously got tired after sorting through half of it and sat on the sofa drinking water. Xu Qingming pulled out a piece of clothing from the suitcase and smiled, saying, “Honey, do you remember this outfit?”
Cao Ren tilted his head. “Hm? Which one is this?”
Xu Qingming’s expression almost faltered.
Fans in the main program’s bullet screen tried to save face:
“Hahaha, Brother Cao’s memory is really bad!”
“He even forgot about the clothes bought for Mingming in Haicheng last year!”
“Let me say it, let me say it! This is the outfit from your 100-day wedding anniversary!”
There were also comments from bystanders:
“Oh my.”
“Oh my (Oh my)!”
“Oh my (Oh my! (Oh my)!!”
“The production team is really daring, not cutting anything out? I feel embarrassed for Xu Qingming, showing off love backfired big time (lighting cigarette.jpg”
“Ah, it feels like Cao Ren’s image as a devoted husband has really taken a serious hit…”
Fans disagreed: “? How is this a backfire?”
“Can you mind your own business about the young couple’s affairs? Besides, Brother Cao has always had a poor memory.”
“Heh, I see through the production team now, they’re not leaving things uncut, they’re maliciously editing!”
“Who can remember so many things in daily life? You think other couples would be any better?”
Fans and anti-fans arguing in the comments was a common occurrence. It created both popularity and topics, and the production team was happy to watch the drama unfold.
“Why don’t you call me that?” Qi Zhuoyu suddenly spoke.
Feng Xuan was watching with great interest, and was stunned when he heard this. “Senior brother. Call what?”
Qi Zhuoyu rewound the progress a bit.
Xu Qingming’s intentionally coquettish voice appeared. “Honey~”
The bullet screen also noticed:
“Support the unfilial son.”
“Wife, why don’t you call him husband?”
“!! I thought I was the only one who felt this way! Why does Little Bird always call Qi Zhuoyu senior brother?!”
“Although senior brother is nice too, I also want to hear him call him husband (can we have this sugar right now)”
Feng Xuan didn’t notice the bullet screen comments. He subconsciously said, “Senior brother wants to hear this?”
Qi Zhuoyu had a “isn’t that obvious” look on his face.
Feng Xuan nodded. “Oh, oh.”
He hesitated for a moment, rewound the progress bar again, and said, “If Senior brother likes it, you can listen to it a few more times.”
The air suddenly became quiet.
Not just Qi Zhuoyu, even the bullet screen went quiet.
Then a comment popped up on the bullet screen. “Good news for Qi Zhuoyu’s anti-fans, click to see the classic scene of the great demon being speechless.jpg”
Then there was frantic scrolling:
“Help! Witnessing the scene of teasing the wife backfiring!”
“LOL, others have their showing off love backfire, you have your teasing your wife backfire, right? (Good, I’m shipping it hard)”
“Good news! After years of Xu Qingming’s unrequited love, he finally received a response from Qi Zhuoyu!”
“Bad news! The response was sent by Qi Zhuoyu’s wife!”
“Laughing… I can’t take it anymore…”
“Baby, my destined Little Bird Baby, how did your little brain come up with such a ridiculous train of thought?? Why would Qi Zhuoyu want to hear others call him husband? He wants to hear you call him that!”
So that’s what Senior brother meant! The Little Bird Baby had a sudden realization after reading the bullet screen comments.
“That won’t do either,” Feng Xuan muttered.
Bullet screen:
“? Baby, don’t be like this.”
“Has the ship I just started sailing already sunk?”
Feng Xuan spoke seriously. “That’s a different price.”
He looked at Qi Zhuoyu and explained quietly. “And only Senior brother can hear it.”
Qi Zhuoyu was finally satisfied.
Bullet screen:
“You little…”
“Ahhh, you little guy, don’t be too happy…”
“Wife, you’d better not explain, I could still deceive myself…”
“Okay, it’s fine, wife said he’ll secretly let only me hear it after the livestream (throwing flowers)”
“The one above… You can deceive your bros, but don’t deceive yourself. It doesn’t matter if your bros are deceived by you, we can laugh it off. But I hope after you finish typing this, you wipe your eyes, just don’t let tears fall on your phone screen… blah blah blah I forgot the original text!”
“What other price is there that I can’t afford!! Don’t be stingy, wife!!”
“Okay, I originally thought my ship had sunk, turns out I’m the only one who got hurt!”
“So sweet, so sweet, I’m dying from the sweetness (Bai Yansong inhaling oxygen)”
…
The main program finally showed Qi Zhuoyu and Feng Xuan’s segment.
It started with the scene of Feng Xuan jumping down the stairs.
Seeing this scene, Feng Xuan gave up.
He knew the production team wouldn’t delete it!
When he jumped into Qi Zhuoyu’s arms, the bullet screen suddenly exploded:
“Who understands that I had already raised both hands outside the screen…”
“You’re not alone, person above…”
“Then I watched helplessly as my wife jumped into another man’s arms…”
“Wait. Am I the only one who noticed Qi Zhuoyu’s arm strength? So strong!”
“Damn, jumping from such high stairs, and he didn’t even sway…”
“Okay, I kind of understand why Little Bird’s waist hurts now (pushing glasses.jpg)”
There was also the scene of Feng Xuan staring at the camera demanding to delete the previous scene.
In the footage, the young man looked truly serious, his cheeks almost wrinkling up.
“AWSL (Ah, I’m dead).”
“So cute!! So cute!!”
“Although very cute, it won’t be deleted (lighting cigarette.jpg)”
“LOL, baby, you’re just an adorable silly little bird, in the future never trust those uncles and aunties on the internet…”
The next scene was packing luggage.
Similarly, when they saw Feng Xuan packing that messy suitcase full of useless things,
Bullet screen:
“Help, Little Bird looks just like me when I go out!”
“Damn. Me too, taking a bunch of things I’ll never use when I go out!”
“Urgent urgent I am the King of Urgency, I really want to dive in and help Little Bird pack!!”
“What kind of useless nesting behavior is this! Why are you taking that egg baby pillow!”
“I’m dying of laughter, even the cameraman is anxious! Just ask who doesn’t want to be a mom after watching this!!”
“I’m a bit doubtful about how Little Bird managed to grow up so big on his own efforts…”
A later bullet screen comment:
“I’ve watched ahead and came back, I can only say, Little Bird growing up this big is mainly because he married a good husband (lighting cigarette.jpg”
As the progress bar moved forward bit by bit.
The camera panned to Qi Zhuoyu’s side, and the bullet screen originally thought he was packing his own things, but when they saw the suitcase was full of Feng Xuan’s clothes. Not only that, just as the cameraman thought at the time, the scene of Qi Zhuoyu packing things for someone else was really shocking.
The anti-fans probably couldn’t have imagined.
What the hell is this tough guy’s tender side?!
The key is that he packed very skillfully.
It’s obvious this isn’t the first time he’s prepared things for Feng Xuan.
“How to put it.”
“That inexplicable feeling of raising a daughter has appeared again (lighting cigarette.jpg)”
“Before this show aired, if anyone told me Qi Zhuoyu was a fatherly boyfriend, I would definitely have sued them (lighting cigarette.jpg)”
“Turns out the fake father was me, the real father is actually the unfilial son…”
“Damn. I really love the fatherly boyfriend character setting!!”
“Am I the only one who noticed that the suitcase is full of styles that Little Bird likes…”
“Check Weibo for the show’s leaked photos to see wife’s daily outfits…”
“I’m telling you, don’t love too much, you little guy…”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, being a wife slave at home behind father’s back, huh?”
“Fighting fans are disappointed, unfollowing, unless you show me doing it with your wife, then I might reconsider.”
At this point, there were also comments from bystanders:
“A bit unexpected, I thought the great demon would also be the type to have the final say at home lol”
And some implying Cao Ren:
“Fake wife slave: Forgets the clothes he bought for his wife.”
“Real wife slave: Eats wife’s leftovers, packs wife’s clothes, beautifully raises wife.jpg”
And screaming:
“Help! Sisters, Qi Zhuoyu is still rubbing his wife’s waist! I’ve been staring for a full forty minutes, he hasn’t stopped for a second!”
