In no time at all, large snowflakes began to fall from the sky.
It was like the great snow of the Chaotic Sea had been moved to the mortal world.
Qi Zhuoyu, with great foresight, skillfully put the down jacket on Feng Xuan.
Looking at the scene before him, Feng Xuan took a while to come back to his senses. “Senior brother, isn’t this a bit too exaggerated? It’s only July or August, snow falling in the mortal realm at this time can only mean there’s an unjust case.”
“Unjust case?” Qi Zhuoyu said, “It is quite unjust. The matter of Senior brother being slandered as an erotic male artist star by a certain little bird.”
Feng Xuan: “.”
Just talk if you want to talk, why bring up old accounts out of nowhere!
But, didn’t the big devil say he was going to fulfill his wish?
What was the point of this random snowfall?
Qi Zhuoyu flicked his hair, those peach blossom eyes particularly alluring even in the night. “Didn’t you want to grow old with Senior brother in the mortal world?”
The large snowflakes in the night sky grew heavier, falling on the ends of Feng Xuan’s hair. Before the previous ones had dispersed, new snowflakes continued to fall.
Qi Zhuoyu said. “Xiao Qi’s hair has turned white too.”
Feng Xuan was stunned for a moment, habitually wanting to shake his feathers to get rid of the snowflakes.
But then he somehow thought of growing old together, and suddenly didn’t want to shake them off anymore.
“Oh,” Feng Xuan muttered. “But I clearly made a wish to the god of the Ninth Heaven, how come it’s you, the leader of the demon race, fulfilling the wish?”
“Isn’t the god busy fulfilling Senior brother’s wish? Too busy to get away,” Qi Zhuoyu said righteously, “So the god’s husband has to help fulfill your wish instead.”
Feng Xuan: “.”
Qi Zhuoyu took his hand and walked forward.
Soon, a thick layer of snow had accumulated on the ground.
Such heavy snow was clearly not something the mortal world could produce.
As they walked, Feng Xuan said, “Won’t the entertainment circle spread rumors that you’re some kind of monster descending to the mortal world?”
“What kind of monster? A fox spirit?”
He knew Qi Zhuoyu would say that.
“Anyway, I’m not a chicken spirit!”
After walking a few steps, Feng Xuan felt tired.
He skillfully climbed onto Qi Zhuoyu’s shoulders, trying to get on his back, and Qi Zhuoyu expertly carried him.
Feng Xuan said in a good mood. “Senior brother, do you think when you’re really old, you won’t be able to carry me?”
“Even when Senior brother is old, he’ll still be able to carry you.”
“Stop boasting.” Feng Xuan hugged him tightly. “When you’re old, you’ll definitely be that weird old man in the neighborhood, the kind that scares little kids.”
“Mm. Then Xiao Qi will definitely be the most handsome little old man in the neighborhood, with three old ladies fighting for the chance to be your dance partner in square dancing.”
“Of course!” Feng Xuan said proudly. “But, because the other old man in Xiao Qi’s family is a big vinegar pot, this god won’t dance with other old ladies after all.”
Feng Xuan didn’t forget to add. “Senior brother will definitely be a handsome old man too when he’s old.”
“How handsome?”
“Just a tiny bit less handsome than me.”
“That doesn’t seem handsome enough?”
“What do you mean? Are you saying I’m not good-looking! Qi Zhuoyu, I’m not old yet!”
“Don’t move around so much, be careful you might fall to the ground.”
“I’ll move if I want to!”
“If those two legs of yours are really so free and love to squeeze, they can squeeze somewhere else.”
“Ahh! You old pervert!!”
Qi Zhuoyu carried him on his back all the way like this.
They bickered noisily about things that would happen when they were old.
This snow that fell just for him grew heavier and heavier.
In a daze, this journey in the mortal world really seemed to last until their hair turned white.
****
The consequence of playing in the snow at night was being so cold they could hardly speak.
Luckily, the god’s cultivation level prevented him from catching a cold at midnight, but Qi Zhuoyu used the excuse of doing something warm to pin him to the bed for half the night without letting him sleep.
And he was saying something about spending too much money at the water park in the afternoon, so they had no money left.
Could the god Feng Xuan support his erotic male artist career by placing an order and opening an account tonight?
What nonsense order!
Feng Xuan discovered that this person Qi Zhuoyu was coming up with more and more excuses.
There was also that forceful request for Feng Xuan to help him fulfill wishes not written on the little paper slip.
That night, he really was rocked until the bird was almost exhausted to death.
Feng Xuan only woke up in the afternoon of the next day.
As soon as he woke up, he habitually scrolled through his phone, and sure enough, he hadn’t missed the day’s hot search.
It said there was a rare heavy snowfall in summer on the south bank of Yunjing.
Many photographers and internet celebrities had flocked to the water park to take photos.
The program team’s WeChat group was still active.
The other couples who had left early were frantically regretting not staying to take photos.
After chatting for a while, Director Wang popped up in the group.
He tagged all the guests, reminding everyone not to forget to repost the preview for tonight’s first episode recording of “The One At My Home”.
The show would officially air next Saturday at 8 PM.
The hype for “The One At My Home” was so high now that all the staff were striking while the iron was hot, wishing they could release the actual episode every other day.
On the day of the official airing, Feng Xuan sat in front of the computer in advance.
Like most marriage and relationship reality shows, the official airing was usually accompanied by the guests’ livestream rooms opening simultaneously.
Fans could watch the actual episode together with the guests in their livestream rooms.
They could also interact with the guests during the livestream.
It could be said that they were shipping the CP together with the actual people involved.
This model was very attractive to fans.
As soon as the livestream channel opened, Qi Zhuoyu and Feng Xuan’s livestream room already had seven to eight million reservations.
This number hadn’t stopped increasing.
It was refreshing almost every second.
Seeing this, Feng Xuan exclaimed, “So many people!”
At 8 PM sharp on Saturday.
The official Weibo of “The One At My Home” finally came online.
@The One At My Home: Fans, you’ve been waiting for a while! I know you’re eager, but please be patient (dog face). I’m about to go live with the main content! Does anyone not know that you can ship the CP with the real deal at 8 PM tonight? Hurry and make a reservation in the live stream room…
As soon as it was posted, the comments broke a thousand.
The top comment was:
“I refresh and see that it’s still one minute before I can see my little bird wifey. Suddenly life feels more and more meaningless. Without the bird, I can’t hold on much longer…”
The replies in the thread also exceeded a thousand:
“What’s going on? This is a big deal, I even heard about it overseas.”
“In the world of drug chickens, there’s no such thing as easy (folded hands). Keep going, family (rose). Always supporting everyone’s wife (rose).”
“Not being able to see your wife is too big a burden for you to bear alone. Real men stick together (lighting a cigarette.jpg”
“It’s true that the rope always breaks at its thinnest point… Just seeing the text already makes me feel suffocated… (Little bird baby, how can I live without you, little bird baby…”
“This matter must be given high attention! I hope it catches the nation’s attention!”
“Who doesn’t have a wife at home? If we don’t speak up for him today, it’ll be our turn tomorrow! Tomorrow! Who will speak up for my lost wife?! (thunderous voice)”
“Hmph! The unfilial son is still suppressing hot searches, but drug chickens will eventually defeat capitalism! Don’t be afraid, brothers! Keep going! Drug chickens!”
And newcomers who just arrived:
“I’m fucking dying of laughter, do Qi Zhuoyu’s anti-fans have some kind of problem? Hahaha!!”
So the live stream began.
It immediately shot to the top of the hot search.
This time, the live stream connection had a program team controlling it.
Feng Xuan had put on an earpiece earlier. If there was any interaction needed with the audience, the program team would directly issue tasks through the earpiece.
The first task was to interact with the bullet screen comments.
The guest only needed to respond to the most liked comment.
Generally, the program team would control the likes in the background, so there weren’t any major issues.
Before the live stream, Feng Xuan felt his waist was a bit uncomfortable.
He said he couldn’t possibly do it for that long! Moreover, the big devil was too much afterwards, forcibly pressing down on his waist and moving, making his waist feel a bit sore these past few days.
Glancing at the many cushions on the sofa, Feng Xuan hesitated for a moment, then inconspicuously placed one behind his waist.
Even Qi Zhuoyu didn’t notice.
Just before going live, he asked, “Can I have admin rights?”
The program team: “???” Mr. Superstar, what are you planning to do, cause trouble???
“No,” Qi Zhuoyu said calmly. “I just want to block all the bullet screen comments calling him ‘wife’.”
As soon as he finished speaking.
It was exactly 8 o’clock.
The flood of bullet screen comments entering the live stream room just heard Qi Zhuoyu’s words:
“???”
“What kind of unfilial son? Father just came in and heard you plotting mischief?”
“What’s wrong with ‘wife’? Can’t we say ‘wife’? Does the law state that only you can call him ‘wife’?”
“Little bird wifey, I’m here! Little bird wifey, I’m here! Little bird wifey, I’m here!”
“You haven’t been active on Weibo for seven whole days while picking your feet at home, you’d better tell me you two have been doing it non-stop these seven days…”
“Can we answer bullet screen questions in tonight’s live stream? Can someone upvote this question about doing it?”
Meanwhile, as massive bullet screen comments flooded in.
The program team saw it was about time to issue a task, so they said in the live stream, “Mr. Xiao Xuan, you can now answer the most popular bullet screen comment~”
Currently, the most popular one was asking about the feelings after recording the show for so many days.
That’s right, it was the water army bought by Director Wang, already with over a thousand likes.
Feng Xuan nodded, about to read the bullet screen comments from top to bottom.
Suddenly, a very eye-catching comment popped up. “Screaming!! Wife, why is there a cushion behind your waist??”
Everyone then noticed that there was indeed a cushion behind Feng Xuan’s waist.
He was embarrassed for a moment, pretending to ignore this comment, and was about to answer the question prepared by the program team.
But in just these few seconds.
This comment was liked to the top.
And a particularly mischievous reply was liked to second place: “Wife, did you shake too hard last night? (lighting a cigarette.jpg)
