After Being Preached by my Senior Martial Brother

Livestreaming Again! (part 1)

When the program recording ended.

Feng Xuan was still pondering that serious question.

Why exactly did he feel that a mortal’s life was very short?

A mortal’s life was actually too long, so long that he wanted to exploit a bug to return to White Jade Capital and directly skip over these decades of life!

It was very quiet in the car.

Almost no one spoke.

The cameras were turned off at this point, after all, the recording of the first episode ended tonight.

Most of the artists still had other appointments, and were planning to quickly pack their luggage at the villa before heading straight to the airport.

The director had originally prepared an evening party.

When inviting Feng Xuan, noticing Feng Xuan’s heavy expression, he silently swallowed his words.

At this moment.

The young man was resting his chin on his hand, looking out the window, his expression still tense.

Until suddenly Qi Zhuoyu’s voice sounded in the car.

It had a teasing tone. “Perverted erotic male artist star?”

Feng Xuan: “…”

Feng Xuan knew Qi Zhuoyu wouldn’t let him off so easily!

“In your heart, is this what Senior brother is like?” Qi Zhuoyu said casually.

“No,” Feng Xuan squeezed out two words, explaining, “Actually, Senior brother is quite imposing in my mind!”

“Imposing?” Qi Zhuoyu laughed. “Isn’t it dignified?”

Feng Xuan: “.”

Qi Zhuoyu continued. “That’s right.”

He implied. “Senior brother has become an erotic male artist star, so there’s no need for any dignity.”

He kept going on and on.

Making it seem like he was really some kind of sexy male celebrity.

And every time he said it, he had to remind Feng Xuan of that embarrassing scene earlier.

So many cameras captured his contact name, Feng Xuan almost ascended to heaven in broad daylight.

The next protagonist of the legend of flying to the moon might very well be him, Your Highness the Crown Prince!

Feng Xuan suddenly covered Qi Zhuoyu’s lips with his hands, angrily embarrassed. “Stop talking!”

This action made his whole body fall into Qi Zhuoyu’s arms. Not hugging when offered would be a waste. “Xiao Qi dares to save it, why wouldn’t Senior brother dare to say it?”

He lowered his voice and whispered in his ear. “Not only dare to say it, but also dare to do it.”

Ahh, so infuriating!

He couldn’t understand why he had a brain fart earlier and gave him such a ridiculous contact name.

Thinking about it, he still had to blame the big devil himself. If he hadn’t done so many fancy things in bed, would he have embarrassed himself like this today?

“Aren’t you quite excessive too?” Feng Xuan decided to turn the tables, taking the offensive. “You saved me as ‘Little Fat Bird’.”

Feng Xuan recalled this, still a bit unconvinced. “How am I very fat?”

Qi Zhuoyu didn’t say anything.

Feng Xuan gradually began to doubt his bird life.

He unconsciously looked down at himself. “… I haven’t really gotten fat, have I?”

“Not fat,” Qi Zhuoyu pinched his face. “Just right now.”

He added. “Just greedy for food.”

“Birds live to eat. What does Senior brother know,” Feng Xuan muttered.

He felt even hungrier after saying that!

The car hadn’t left the water park yet.

Qi Zhuoyu suddenly said, “Stop the car.”

Feng Xuan was stunned for a moment, and in the next second, he was pulled out of the car by Qi Zhuoyu.

The scorching heat outside hit their faces. Feng Xuan asked in confusion. “Senior brother, why are we getting out of the car?”

“Weren’t you hungry?” Qi Zhuoyu said. “I’ll take you to eat something delicious.”

Oh.

So he was just casually using mind-reading again!

But Feng Xuan felt that.

Sometimes Qi Zhuoyu could be very much a straight man, but other times his thoughts were particularly delicate.

It’s actually quite difficult to notice if someone is hungry.

Unless you focus all your attention on that person.

This feeling of being cared for and watched over all the time.

How to put it, anyway, it wasn’t bad.

The water park on the south bank of Yunjing was built very luxuriously and fashionably, and had been a must-visit spot for many internet celebrities in recent years.

Even at 8 PM, there were still many people in the water park. The most popular attraction, the Ferris wheel, even had a queue of several hours.

Feng Xuan wasn’t interested in this type of amusement that involved sitting in a small box and slowly rising into the air.

After all, he didn’t need a Ferris wheel, he could fly by himself. jpg

After eating and drinking their fill, it was already 10 PM.

The crowd in the water park gradually thinned out as it was approaching closing time.

When passing by the huge wishing tree, Feng Xuan became curious again about what wish Qi Zhuoyu had made.

“Really want to see?” Qi Zhuoyu suddenly spoke.

“Curious,” Feng Xuan answered honestly.

He thought Qi Zhuoyu would refuse him this time too.

Unexpectedly, he directly brought him to the wishing tree.

Looking at the red paper slips hanging all over the entire wishing tree.

Feng Xuan sighed. “I seem to have hung small paper slips with Senior brother before.”

But that was in the imperial palace of Chang’an thousands of years ago.

At that time, Qi Zhuoyu was still an evil big devil, and not content with just hanging his own slips, he would burn others’ too.

Fortunately, now it’s a society ruled by law.

Qi Zhuoyu wouldn’t go so far as to burn other people’s slips.

Just as he finished thinking this, he saw Qi Zhuoyu’s face turn sour.

There was already a faint electrical current crackling in his hand.

Feng Xuan: “!”

“Senior brother!” He suddenly hugged Qi Zhuoyu’s arm. “It’s not worth it, really not worth it.”

Qi Zhuoyu still seemed eager to try.

Feng Xuan hurriedly explained. “Now we’re in a socialist society, actually everyone is materialistic, not many people believe there are gods in this world, hanging paper slips is just for fun, it won’t affect Senior brother’s wish!”

He spoke so quickly.

Qi Zhuoyu laughed. “Do I look like that kind of petty man?”

Feng Xuan: Is there a way to not add the words “look like”.

You just are. jpg

Feng Xuan giggled.

When he deliberately acted cute, his eyes would curve up, like two small bridges.

It was the type that Qi Zhuoyu knew he was deliberately acting pitiful.

But Qi Zhuoyu still fell for it.

“And don’t worry, Senior brother.” Feng Xuan assured him. “Even if all these mortals made wishes, when we get to White Jade Capital, this god will definitely fulfill your wish first!”

“Really?” Qi Zhuoyu bent down slightly, questioning him.

“Really!” Feng Xuan swore. “If I’m lying, I’ll turn into a little chicken!”

Qi Zhuoyu laughed, pinched his face, twisted it a bit, and said very arrogantly. “You’re already Senior brother’s little fat chicken.”

Feng Xuan: !!

This time he was really angry, the kind that couldn’t be appeased!

Unless he bought him three more red bean taiyaki!!

When he got Qi Zhuoyu’s wish slip.

Feng Xuan was a bit excited inside, and couldn’t help but first imagine what the big devil would write.

If it wasn’t about unifying the Three Realms.

Could it be something like hoping next time he could last for ten minutes?!

Thinking carefully, it was very possible.

And it was a wish that only he, a god, could fulfill.

But the little bird couldn’t do it, the little bird could only manage one minute, which was already very impressive. jpg

But when he opened the paper slip, Feng Xuan was stunned for a moment.

Qi Zhuoyu’s handwriting was very recognizable. Even with a modern black pen, one could still glimpse a bit of unrestrained wildness from the stroke of the pen.

[Hope Xiao Qi gets his wish.]

“What’s wrong?” Qi Zhuoyu asked.

Feng Xuan shook his head. “Nothing.”

He just felt a bit surprised.

Then he opened his own wish slip in front of Qi Zhuoyu.

[Hope all of Senior brother’s wishes come true!]

Surprisingly, they were two almost identical wishes.

Without any prior discussion with each other, they both wrote down wishes hoping for the other’s wishes to come true.

Feng Xuan’s heartbeat inexplicably quickened.

He felt his eyes stinging too.

“Why are you crying?” Qi Zhuoyu rubbed his head. “Do you think Senior brother didn’t write this wish well?”

Feng Xuan hurriedly wiped his eyes. “Who’s crying? I just feel a bit touched! Senior brother, did you use mind-reading?”

“It’s not that serious,” Qi Zhuoyu laughed, continuing languidly. “It just shows that Senior brother and Xiao Qi super love each other.”

He’s really getting better at using internet slang.

He super loves, huh.

“Senior brother, you’re so mushy,” Feng Xuan carefully folded the paper slip and hung it back up.

Qi Zhuoyu took a last look at the wish Feng Xuan had written, then suddenly said, “But I didn’t write my wish well either.”

?

He hadn’t finished being touched yet.

Was the trashy Senior brother going to change his wish?

“If I had known Xiao Qi’s wish was for all of Senior Brother’s wishes to come true,” Qi Zhuoyu looked regretful, not seeming fake. “I would have written for you to ride for an hour.”

Feng Xuan: “…”

His ears instantly burned.

“Riding for an hour would break my waist!” Feng Xuan complained.

“Really? I don’t believe it,” Qi Zhuoyu said, quite sincerely. “Why don’t you let Senior brother witness it?”

You old pervert!

I really have nothing to say to you!

“Then I want to change my wish too,” Feng Xuan spoke up.

“Change to what?” Qi Zhuoyu didn’t need to read minds to know it would either be eating three more taiyaki tonight, or sleeping until 4 PM tomorrow.

Feng Xuan hesitated for a moment, then said seriously, “I want to grow old together with Senior brother in the mortal world.”

Qi Zhuoyu felt his throat go dry for a moment.

After Feng Xuan finished speaking, he didn’t hear Qi Zhuoyu’s reply for a long time, and also felt he was being a bit mushy and affected.

But he had already said it!

If the big devil dared to say anything bad about it, he would really divorce him.

Instead, Qi Zhuoyu said, “What’s so difficult about that?”

Feng Xuan: “?”

He tugged at Qi Zhuoyu’s hand, hesitating, “Senior brother, you’re not going to turn us both into old men, are you? I’m telling you now, I don’t want that!!”

Qi Zhuoyu pinched him, laughing. “I know you love being pretty.”

The next second, he suddenly waved his hand.

A surge of powerful spiritual energy rippled through the heavens and earth, shooting straight into the sky.

The water park had already closed.

But as long as Qi Zhuoyu wanted, he could stay inside until dawn and no one would discover them.

Spiritual energy swirled in the sky above, then gathered into layers upon layers of snow clouds.

 

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