But as soon as these people got off the boat, they installed countless cameras on Goodnight Island, afraid of missing any angles.
Feng Xuan: “…”
This was no longer Goodnight Island, this was Lockdown Island!!
He originally thought Qi Zhuoyu would get up early to return to the villa.
But he just walked out casually like this, and even nodded a greeting when he saw Director Wang.
Director Wang: “…”
He just wanted to give Qi Zhuoyu a chance to lie but couldn’t even make one up!
“Mr. Qi, why are you on Goodnight Island?”
Never mind, give Qi Zhuoyu a chance, as long as he says he came specially to accompany his wife.
After the production team gets this sweet moment, they won’t mind him breaking the rules!
But Qi Zhuoyu said: “Sleepwalking.”
Director Wang: “…”
You can even drive a boat while sleepwalking, huh!
Now he suddenly became so straight again!!
There was no help for it.
After all, the big devil was just this rebellious.
The second day’s task also arrived.
They confiscated all the guests’ property and required them to earn today’s living expenses by working at the neighboring largest water park, a common routine in variety shows.
Qi Zhuoyu and Feng Xuan drew the task of selling balloons and small toys in the water park.
The other three couples were respectively taking over the sausage and turkey leg stalls, selling tickets for the water world, and dressing up as the water park’s mascot to hand out flyers.
Not only that, before entering the water park.
Afraid of exposing the guests’ appearances during filming, plus Qi Zhuoyu was also a nationally famous artist.
So there was also a costume change segment.
Qi Zhuoyu changed into a fairy tale-style knight costume, Feng Xuan took a look and beautifully chose a Little Prince outfit.
He even fixed an extremely cute little crown on his hair with clips. His already stunningly beautiful face under the camera became even more breathtaking as the costume change finished.
It was exactly like the Little Prince walking out of a movie poster.
It attracted quite a few confused passersby to stop and take photos along the way.
But handsome is handsome, once they started selling balloons to passersby, the people dispersed.
Oh oh.
If it’s about money then forget it.
Feng Xuan: “…”
Mortals, you’re being a bit too realistic!
To the extent that by noon, Qi Zhuoyu’s side hadn’t sold a single toy.
The production team was shocked, this shouldn’t be the case, how could the demon king, this overachiever and career fanatic, be last in a game.
But when the camera turned, they understood.
In the frame, Qi Zhuoyu wasn’t slacking off, but was seriously peddling toys.
It’s just that his method of peddling was to randomly select a child to intimidate and force to buy.
In less than half a day, he had been reported multiple times by parents who suspected they had seen a child trafficker in the water park.
Feng Xuan suspected that if this continued, their sales would become more and more criminal!
Just as Qi Zhuoyu was about to randomly grab another child.
Feng Xuan stopped him. “Senior brother. I think we should give up.”
Qi Zhuoyu looked at him.
Feng Xuan comforted. “Actually, skipping one meal won’t starve us to death.”
After all, eating was just his hobby.
The divine race actually didn’t need to eat at all.
Who knew that after hearing this, Qi Zhuoyu’s expression became more agitated. He grabbed the child’s collar, looking fierce. “It’s super fun, buy it from me.”
The child: “… Wuwuwu wawawa — You’re not a knight, you’re the Demon King!!!”
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Qi Zhuoyu got annoyed by the crying and let go.
The child quickly hugged their little wallet and plopped down on the ground, then sneakily glanced at Feng Xuan.
What a beautiful princess qvq!!
Feng Xuan: …?
Why did he feel the child’s gaze was a bit strange.
Maybe they had never seen such a beautiful person before.
Faced with beauty, the child became very bold and ran over to tug at Qi Zhuoyu’s clothes.
Qi Zhuoyu looked down.
The child gathered courage. “Big brother, I can buy your toy, but you have to let this little brother play with me.”
Qi Zhuoyu sneered. “In your dreams.”
The child was silent for a moment, then spoke. “Then I’ll treat the little brother to a meal. Big brother, you’re really useless, you don’t even have money for food, are you incompetent?”
Man.
Especially as the most competitive elementary school chicken man in the Three Realms.
No one could accept the provocation of the words “are you incompetent”.
Even if it came from a child!
So Feng Xuan then witnessed.
Just how childish Qi Zhuoyu could be.
He didn’t mind playing with the child.
Because Feng Xuan himself had never played with these amusement facilities, how to say it.
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They played bumper cars, then carousel.
There was also the mini train, cable car, roller coaster, pirate ship, and laser shooting.
Along the way, not only did the child have fun.
Even Qi Zhuoyu was attracted by these things made by mortals.
He played quite seriously, and overwhelmingly defeated both adults and children alike.
He was almost invincible at the shooting range, winning the admiration of all the children.
They didn’t even need to promote his toys.
Some children, in order to ask him to play a game for them, even bought toys voluntarily.
Feng Xuan’s little purse instantly bulged.
As expected of the Demon King.
No matter what environment he was put in, he could succeed in a ridiculous way.
Is this what an overachiever is like!
Terrifyingly so.
Feng Xuan turned his head to look at Qi Zhuoyu.
He was also very focused and serious when playing games, with a rare childish expression on his face.
Feng Xuan remembered.
Qi Zhuoyu probably didn’t have a childhood.
Or rather, he had a childhood.
But his childhood wasn’t something worth remembering.
Feng Xuan suddenly felt a bit depressed.
If only he could have met Qi Zhuoyu earlier, he would have taken him to play many fun things.
When they were returning fully loaded, the child’s grandparents finally found them.
This child was quite sociable, wandering around the water park alone with a little wallet, and had become one-sidedly close friends with Qi Zhuoyu.jpg
The grandparents were frightened, both thanking and expressing gratitude to Qi Zhuoyu.
They even said they wanted to treat him to a meal, trembling as they spoke. “You don’t know how worried his grandmother was, just after hearing there was a child trafficker in the water park forcing children to buy toys, our grandson went missing!”
Feng Xuan: “…”
He immediately pulled Qi Zhuoyu away without hesitation!
But before leaving, he looked again at the backs of the two elderly people.
In a place the cameras couldn’t capture, Qi Zhuoyu handed a red bean taiyaki to Feng Xuan. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing, Senior brother.” Feng Xuan silently took a bite. “I just feel that a mortal’s life is so short.”
Qi Zhuoyu wiped the red bean from the corner of his mouth. “Why are you suddenly feeling sentimental about this?”
“I’m not feeling sentimental.” Feng Xuan said, “I was just thinking, if Senior brother and I were mortals, would we also become this old in the future?”
Qi Zhuoyu said, “Senior brother was originally a mortal.”
Oh right, he remembered.
This person had leveled up through cheating in cultivation.
Ah no, that’s not right.
He wasn’t supposed to be originally! What happened to being a demon god!
“Besides, Xiao Qi loves being beautiful so much.” Qi Zhuoyu teased him. “Would you be willing to become all white-haired and wrinkled like that?”
Feng Xuan: “…”
Feng Xuan answered honestly. “I wouldn’t.”
Qi Zhuoyu laughed silently, seeming to intend to skip this topic.
But then Feng Xuan suddenly spoke again. “But if I’m growing old with Senior brother, I wouldn’t be afraid.”
Qi Zhuoyu was stunned.
Feng Xuan was still munching on his taiyaki, as if unaware of how touching his words were.
His mouth was a bit muffled due to the food, but he emphasized. “But even if this god becomes an old man, I’ll definitely be a very handsome old man, hmph.”
Qi Zhuoyu suddenly hugged him and ruffled him wildly for a while.
Feng Xuan was left bewildered and confused by the ruffling.
Looking up, he finally saw the man’s extremely restrained gaze.
He sighed softly: “Don’t worry. Even if Xiao Qi becomes an old man, you’ll still be the most beautiful person in these Three Realms.”
Feng Xuan: “…”
There’s really no need to say such conscience-defying words!
Indeed, a mortal’s life is as brief as morning dew.
Only when they meet each other does the unbearable life reveal a hint of sweetness.
****
Even though Qi Zhuoyu managed to sell many small toys in the end, their group still came in last place.
Rarely seeing the entertainment industry’s demon king suffer a setback, the production team was determined to stir up trouble.
In the evening, there were only two tasks: one was to place their wish cards on the Ferris wheel at the water park, to be revealed when the show aired; the other was for the losing group to accept punishment.
When writing the wish cards, Feng Xuan tried to peek at Qi Zhuoyu’s.
But Qi Zhuoyu covered it up as soon as he finished writing, which annoyed Feng Xuan!
The demon king was getting stingier as he aged. He used to let him see his wishes when writing on sky lanterns before!
Oh right. He remembered, when writing sky lanterns before, Qi Zhuoyu seemed to have said he never made wishes.
How come after thousands of years.
He had learned to make wishes too?
To be honest.
Feng Xuan was quite curious about what Qi Zhuoyu wrote.
They were in a society governed by law now.
Surely it couldn’t still be unifying the Three Realms, right?
Lost in his thoughts, Feng Xuan didn’t notice that the production team had already started punishing the last-place group.
He pulled out a small paper from a little box, opened it, and saw it was to reveal the nickname they had given their spouse in WeChat.
A surprise check in a marriage reality show.
It was also full of fun.
Feng Xuan was still wondering what wish Qi Zhuoyu would write, so he handed over his phone without hesitation.
The production team first looked at Qi Zhuoyu’s nickname for Feng Xuan. Dozens of high-definition cameras were focused on it. Feng Xuan glanced over and got angry!
Qi Zhuoyu had actually nicknamed him “Little! Fat! Bird!”
Who’s fat? How was he very fat?!
And, he could tell that the bird emoji wasn’t even a bird, it was replaced with a fat, orange little chick emoji!!
How stubbornly was he clinging to the setting of him being a chicken spirit?!
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Thinking of this, Feng Xuan suddenly paused.
Wait, he hadn’t nicknamed him sunfish, so what was the nickname?
The WeChat app on his phone had already been opened.
More than a dozen high-definition cameras once again focused on Feng Xuan’s WeChat nickname.
Director Wang was still hyping up the atmosphere, his voice cheerful. “Let’s see what nickname Mr. Xiao Xuan has given Mr. Qi!”
Then his voice suddenly stuttered. “…Pervert…… male…male…male…entertainment star??!”
