This time, Feng Xuan reacted even faster than the live stream comments.
He blurted out almost immediately. “Senior brother means accidentally lying on his hair in bed.”
Feng Xuan’s expression became somewhat determined. “It’s lying on the hair, so it hurts a lot every time I pull it out.”
Comments.
“…”
“Wife, you look so pitiful trying to explain awkwardly.”
“How do you lie on it? Explain in detail? I don’t mind the extra views?”
“Hmm. Believed it again (actually don’t believe it at all)”
“If I don’t get to see you pulling your hair in bed in this lifetime, I’ll really go crazy…”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, before the live stream gets banned, I advise you to privately send me the video of lying on hair (lights cigarette.jpg)”
At first it was fine.
But as Feng Xuan kept explaining, it got worse and worse.
The comments even started to become explicitly sexual.
Help!
The live stream might really get banned at this rate!
This god’s lifetime of reputation was about to be ruined in a single day!!
Fortunately the live stream time was almost up.
Prompted by the production team, the host quickly reacted, hurriedly gave some closing remarks, and ended the broadcast at lightning speed.
Although the live stream ended,
The comments on Qi Zhuoyu’s Weibo kept rising rapidly.
“Father thought of so many excuses for your hair being inconvenient, and you didn’t use a single one…”
“Do you really want to show off your sweet married life that badly? Father doesn’t believe it unless you send it to Father to see.”
“No way, no way, surely no one thinks this is actually showing off, haha, that’s right, Father is just sour (lights cigarette.jpg)”
“I also… really want… my wife to forcefully pull my hair…”
“You rascal… so full of schemes huh…”
“What private talk can’t we paying viewers hear, send it quickly.jpg”
As he scrolled through the comments,
Feng Xuan’s face grew redder and redder.
Finally hugging his phone, he pounced on Qi Zhuoyu with bared teeth and claws, “You did that on purpose!”
Qi Zhuoyu shamelessly nodded. “I did it on purpose.”
“You dare admit it!” Feng Xuan bit down hard on his shoulder.
“A real man dares to do and dares to admit.” Qi Zhuoyu said very righteously. “What’s there not to admit?”
Feng Xuan’s expectations for Qi Zhuoyu’s thick skin were refreshed to a new low once again.
He stared at Qi Zhuoyu with a very strange expression. “Senior brother. Won’t you get blacklisted from the entertainment industry for saying such things on a live stream?”
Like, the first male celebrity in the domestic entertainment industry to be banned for making vulgar jokes?
?
Come to think of it, Senior brother becoming a sexy male celebrity seems kinda exciting?
Qi Zhuoyu suddenly laughed, with an ambiguous meaning.
“Then what should we do? If I get banned, we’ll have no money, and won’t be able to afford to keep Xiao Qi anymore.”
Feng Xuan. “…”
Trash senior brother, don’t talk like you’re really a male celebrity making a living in the domestic entertainment industry!
Also.
Reading his mind again without permission!
Qi Zhuoyu seemed to have gotten addicted to being a movie star after descending to the mortal realm for these few years. Now overcome with acting urges, he pulled Feng Xuan into his arms. “Hmm? What to do? Can’t afford to buy pretty cages for Xiao Qi to live in anymore.”
Feng Xuan. “…”
Qi Zhuoyu pinched him. “Hurry up and say.”
Qi Zhuoyu pressed him. “Will you abandon Senior brother?”
Where did this big devil find this new character setting for himself from?
That kind of resentful husband who keeps asking his boyfriend if he loves him all day?
Held in Qi Zhuoyu’s arms and shaken, Feng Xuan had no choice but to speak, both laughing and angry. “I want you! I want Senior brother no matter what you become!”
Only then did Qi Zhuoyu seem somewhat satisfied, continuing on his own. “But don’t worry, even if this Venerable becomes a porn star, I can still earn money to support you.”
This is too much.
He only knew Qi Zhuoyu was competitive like an elementary school kid his whole life.
But there’s really no need to be so competitive when it comes to doing sexy things!
Fine, okay.
I get it, even if you become an adult film star you’d be the sexiest one with the strongest skills, alright!
Feng Xuan again found his cocky appearance very cute.
Unable to hold back a smile, he poked Qi Zhuoyu’s chest and continued. “But thinking about it, I still feel we should forget it.”
Feng Xuan said very seriously. “If Senior brother sells his body to others, I’ll get angry.”
He really would get angry!
Even little birds can be very scary when jealous.
“Mm.” Qi Zhuoyu said. “Then I’ll only sell it to Xiao Qi alone.”
Feng Xuan. “?”
Suddenly felt the big devil’s hands becoming a bit naughty.
He said he’d just hold his waist, why were they moving lower and lower!!
The clothes mortals make now really have too little fabric.
In just two or three moves Qi Zhuoyu had his way.
Feng Xuan let out a soft gasp, his waist going soft.
Qi Zhuoyu said in a low voice. “Why don’t the god become this Venerable’s first customer?”
Feng Xuan. “…”
What strange play was the big devil up to now!
And his voice really was quite convincing.
Back at Lingxiao Palace, Feng Xuan already felt Qi Zhuoyu was very good at acting.
After arriving in the mortal entertainment industry, he was like a fish in water.
After three years, his acting skills had improved who knows how much.
With just a few words from him, a strange scene seemed to appear before Feng Xuan’s eyes.
In a daze he could see those still unreformed demon realm alleyways of the Chaotic Sea, dark and chaotic. Qi Zhuoyu stood at the end of an alley, seeming to lean against some dilapidated building, his lazy appearance as if his whole body had no bones. In the drizzling rain, only a pair of peach blossom eyes rippled with watery light, bewitchingly stunning.
“Who would have thought the great god of the White Jade Capital would come to the demon realm for such disreputable pleasures,” Qi Zhuoyu said as if deeply in character.
It made Feng Xuan’s ears turn almost completely red.
Qi Zhuoyu bit his lip, giving a light kiss, lowering his gaze to look at him. “Little god, did you bring enough silver?”
Feng Xuan. “.”
Qi Zhuoyu said. “This Venerable is very expensive.”
Feng Xuan’s heart was racing from his teasing. “.”
After a while, he finally replied softly. “…Enough.”
—
There was no live stream that night.
Qi Zhuoyu collected everything he was owed before, with interest.
Towards the end, Feng Xuan was almost driven to tears by him.
As expected, he instinctively tried to grab Qi Zhuoyu’s long hair, forcing him to get off. But he grasped at empty air, only leaving crisscrossing scratches on the man’s back.
Like cat scratches.
After cleaning up with magic, Feng Xuan was so tired he couldn’t move a finger.
Qi Zhuoyu, still very professional, continued the unfinished scene from earlier. “How does the god think this Venerable’s skills are?”
Feng Xuan was a bit speechless.
What a straight man.
Want to hear praise, huh?
If you want to hear it, I’d just say even lasting one minute is amazing, senior brother.
But Feng Xuan really couldn’t say in good conscience that he only lasted one minute.
He could only grit his teeth and say. “Too amazing. But this god doesn’t have that much silver for you!”
Qi Zhuoyu pinched his face, very intimately. “The great Crown Prince of White Jade Capital, coming out to buy male prostitutes, didn’t bring enough money? Is the allowance your husband gives you not enough?”
Feng Xuan. “…” Big devil, you’re really something, feeling so accomplished at being your own affair, huh.
Moreover, he reasonably suspected.
Qi Zhuoyu was trying to trick pocket money out of him.
After all, all of the big devil’s assets had been handed over to him thousands of years ago.jpg
After hearing this, Feng Xuan hesitated, then said. “If I don’t pay, then it doesn’t count as prostitution.”
Qi Zhuoyu was taken aback for a moment, then as if hit by something funny, he started laughing crazily on the bed.
It had been a long time since he’d seen the big devil laugh so crazily.
He even felt a bit nostalgic.
Feng Xuan didn’t want to pay him any mind, but he thought of something else. He turned around in Qi Zhuoyu’s arms and looked up at him. “Senior brother, when you said on the live stream that it hurts when I pull your hair, was that true?”
He actually wasn’t sure if he pulled too hard.
Qi Zhuoyu lowered his gaze to look at him. “What about it?”
Feng Xuan mumbled. “I just feel I should explain.”
Qi Zhuoyu quietly listened to him speak.
“You were too rough first, I told you to slow down but you wouldn’t listen.” Feng Xuan said without much confidence. “That’s why I pulled your hair.”
The subtext was that you can’t blame the little bird baby!
“I didn’t blame you.” Qi Zhuoyu read his mind again.
Feng Xuan felt a bit guilty instead. “So did you really feel it was very painful?”
If the big devil felt pain.
He could actually try to hold back from pulling, you know.
Qi Zhuoyu suddenly laughed, with a somewhat mocking feeling.
Feng Xuan. ? Angry. He was seriously considering his feelings, okay!
It’s not like he hadn’t read those kinds of novels.
The books all said that a harmonious sex life after marriage is very important for maintaining a good husband-wife relationship.
“Senior brother lied to them.” Qi Zhuoyu said. “It doesn’t hurt.”
The man’s hand traced circles on Feng Xuan’s collarbone, then he leaned down and said in a perverted tone. “Xiao Qi can even be rougher.”
Feng Xuan. “…”
Senior brother really is a masochistic pervert!
—
Early the next morning, after finishing the first day’s live stream warm-up.
“The One At My Home” began its official first episode recording.
Like all post-marriage reality shows, the official recording included outdoor and indoor filming.
All four married couples had to live in the same big house. With ample funding for “The One At My Home” and Qi Zhuoyu’s addition, the second season’s villa was even more luxurious than the first season’s.
And it was located right by the sea.
Considering Qi Zhuoyu’s picky personality, afraid he might fight with other guests on set,
This time “The One At My Home” specially arranged four seaside villas for the four married couples to live in.
However, the interior designs of the four villas were all different, some good and some bad.
The guests would decide who gets to live in the most luxurious villa through games.
The show’s schedule had already been sent to the celebrities.
On the morning of the recording, Feng Xuan changed Qi Zhuoyu’s contact name as soon as he woke up.
During his time in the mortal realm, he had become very skilled at using a phone.
He changed Qi Zhuoyu’s WeChat name from “Senior Brother” to “Perverted Sexy Male Celebrity”.
He just wanted to vent.
After changing it, Feng Xuan forgot about it.
On the way to the seaside, camera crews followed the whole time.
Perhaps because the social death from the live stream a few days ago left a deep impression, Feng Xuan still had some PTSD during today’s recording.
For example, when going downstairs, seeing Qi Zhuoyu standing lower than him, he just jumped directly onto Qi Zhuoyu.
This jump actually tested Qi Zhuoyu’s arm strength, after all Feng Xuan was still a man even if thin, but unexpectedly after jumping on, Qi Zhuoyu very skillfully held him in a koala hug.
He didn’t even sway at all.
This scene was faithfully recorded by the cameras.
Feng Xuan, who jumped up only to stare at the cameraman. “…”
With extremely firm willpower, he decisively jumped off Qi Zhuoyu!
Then stared at the cameraman. “…You’ll delete this part, right?”
Cameraman. “.” Looked away.
Feng Xuan continued staring at him, little bird baby’s expression solemn.
The cameraman hurriedly nodded to comfort the child. “Yes, yes.”
Actually not at all.
After all, everyone knows that in reality shows, the scenes celebrities say to delete are basically all kept in the end. Not only that, they’re even emphasized as highlights of the show.
There were a total of four cameras following Qi Zhuoyu and Feng Xuan.
Aiming to capture material from 360 degrees without dead angles.
They started filming from when the guests began packing their luggage.
Feng Xuan had rich experience in packing luggage.
