After Being Preached by my Senior Martial Brother

“Okay. The sister-in-law has clarified! Spread the word, Qi Zhuoyu lasts more than ten minutes.”

“Spread the word, Qi Zhuoyu goes seven times a night.”

“Spread the word, Qi Zhuoyu goes all night in one go.”

“Qi Zhuoyu, you lucky bastard, you lucky bastard, you lucky bastard (Sa Beining breathing oxygen.gif)”

Feng Xuan tried to explain. “And I’m wearing more clothes because it’s a bit cold today.”

Bullet comments: “Baby, do you know that the temperature outside today is 37 degrees Celsius? (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”

Feng Xuan: “…”

He continued, forcing himself. “There’s air conditioning in the room, so it’s very cool.”

Bullet comments: “We believe you (actually not at all)”

Feng Xuan: “…”

It was truly a case of “The more you explain, the worse it gets”!

Feng Xuan started to give up. It was just a kiss, he and Qi Zhuoyu were legally married, kissing wasn’t against the law!

Another bullet comment popped up: “Sisters, am I the only one who noticed that this unfilial son got up at 5 AM to make a bunch of breakfast, just to feed his wife???”

With this comment, everyone else started to notice too.

It was already strange that Qi Zhuoyu had been cooking at the kitchen island for so long earlier, making his anti-fans think he had taken on a food variety show.

But it turned out…

It wasn’t a food variety show, it was just his daily routine of caring for his wife.

“… Damn.”

“I really didn’t expect this.”

“You… What kind of iron man with a soft heart are you?”

“@Qi Zhuoyu, do you remember your image as the rolling king in the entertainment industry? A real man’s fists are for hitting people, not for cooking for his wife!”

“Hmm. A man’s hands are not only for cooking for his wife, but also for feeding his wife…”

“Help… Bullying the entertainment industry outside, being bullied by his wife at home, huh… So… Respectful… I ship it…”

“Father really didn’t expect this time, that this unfilial son would secretly become a wife slave behind my back…”

“Well. With such a beautiful wife, why can’t he be a wife slave…”

Only when reminded by the bullet comments did Feng Xuan realize that he had been eating food fed to him by Qi Zhuoyu earlier.

It wasn’t his fault for not noticing, back in the White Jade Capital he used to use magic to control food to fly into his mouth!!

After getting used to food coming to his mouth…

Feng Xuan hadn’t even noticed. Oh no, would people think they were deliberately showing off their love? That’s so cheesy!!

He hurriedly explained. “Usually I eat by myself, I only troubled Senior brother just now because I was playing with my phone.”

The bullet comments were full of benevolence:

“Mm-hmm. Everything baby says is right.”

“It’s amazing that you can eat by yourself too, darling.”

Feng Xuan: …?

In the few seconds he missed, had his image changed again?

Qi Zhuoyu glanced over and snorted. “Hands are too long, minding too much business. I didn’t feed you all.”

The bullet comments suddenly turned hostile, their faces contorting:

“You unfilial son, it’s good enough that Father doesn’t pull out your feeding tube, and you expect to be fed?”

“Kicking over the dog’s bowl.jpg”

“Considering you found such a cute daughter-in-law, dad won’t scold you today (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”

It could be said that…

Modern netizens had taken double standards to the extreme.

Feng Xuan also saw these bullet comments.

To be honest, he was a bit surprised at first.

After all, from the moment he met Qi Zhuoyu, in his heart, Qi Zhuoyu had always been that kind of villainous demon lord.

Vengeful, with a heart as small as a needle point, never letting a grudge last overnight, and if someone gave him an inch, he would take ten or a hundred times in revenge, the kind of revenge where he would kill indiscriminately when he was in a bad mood.

But looking at the netizens in the bullet comments, they spoke very arrogantly.

They were completely confrontational towards Qi Zhuoyu, rushing towards mutual hatred with crystal clarity.

However…

The big devil didn’t seem to mind at all.

But thinking about it, it made sense.

Qi Zhuoyu didn’t seem to care much about that kind of low-level insult.

Like when he first met Li Chaofeng.

He had shown no reaction to Li Chaofeng’s barrage of insults.

“What’s wrong?” Qi Zhuoyu looked over.

Feng Xuan shook his head slightly. “Nothing, Senior brother.”

After thinking for a moment, he spoke up, quite seriously. “I just think your temper is so good now.”

As soon as he finished speaking…

The bullet comments were just a: “?”

“‘Temper so good'”

“Wife, if you’re being threatened, blink twice.”

“Here’s a joke: Qi Zhuoyu has a good temper.”

“Wife, do you have some kind of wife filter or something???”

“In 5000 years since the beginning of time, this is the first time I’ve heard someone say Qi Zhuoyu has a good temper (lighting a cigarette)”

“Folks, is it possible that this unfilial son has double standards? Like, in his wife’s eyes, he might just be a gentle husband with a good temper…”

“Good. Double standard sweetness, huh? I’m shipping it to death.”

Pointed out by the bullet comments, Feng Xuan belatedly realized.

Qi Zhuoyu’s kindness to him seemed to be unique. After all, in others’ eyes, the big devil seemed to be that terrifying big villain.

Even the Sixth Prince Yellow Dog, who had known Qi Zhuoyu for over a thousand years…

To this day, when facing his elder cousin, he still had a bit of cautious fear.

To be honest…

The number one person in the three realms.

It was hard for people not to fear him.

Thinking of this, Feng Xuan’s mood suddenly became very good.

He revealed a very natural smile, and the bullet comments were once again slain by this wave of smiles.

Being good-looking really allows you to do whatever you want, huh.

Feng Xuan looked at the bullet comments again and asked, “Senior brother, why do your fans all call themselves your father?”

Actually, he had wanted to ask this before!

The little bird baby hadn’t been in the mortal world for long and hadn’t yet understood the culture of the entertainment industry.

He saw that other people’s fans were all very normal.

Only the big devil’s fans particularly loved to act as his father.

Qi Zhuoyu glanced over, looking indifferent. “They’re just bored. Ignore them.”

Bullet comments:

“?”

“Be clear, who’s bored?”

“Isn’t it because you, this unfilial son, once said you didn’t need fans, didn’t want fans, right? Fine, Father is here!”

“Oh,” Feng Xuan seemed thoughtful. “So we don’t need to mind those calling me ‘wife’ either?”

Qi Zhuoyu paused. “…?”

Bullet comments: “…”

After freezing for a few seconds.

Someone said: “Why do I have a bad feeling about this?”

Immediately after, Qi Zhuoyu suddenly took the phone from Feng Xuan’s hand.

Looking at the dense bullet comments, his peach blossom eyes reflected a cold and inorganic hatred.

After Director Wang finished patrolling all the livestream rooms, he was quite satisfied.

On the first day of the livestream, Weibo hot searches were dominated by various topics from the show.

Especially Qi Zhuoyu’s livestream room.

Thank goodness, there was no major incident of the big star abusing his wife.

Several videos even went viral, hanging on Weibo’s hot topics.

Just as he was about to peacefully end the morning livestream.

When he came to take a final look at Qi Zhuoyu’s livestream room, his thermos cup fell to the ground with a clang.

“Run quick!! The unfilial son has started kicking people out of the livestream room!!”

“Damn! Your wife is so beautiful, what’s wrong with me calling him once?? It’s not against the law!!”

“What the hell. Father didn’t even get to call him wife, why are you kicking me??”

“Fine. Blocking me, huh. Father has plenty of accounts to come back!”

“What’s your problem. It’s okay to be your father, but not okay to be your wife’s husband??”

“Well… how to say… the livestream room is in chaos… ship sailing smoothly alone…”

“Damn? You’re kicking out shippers too????”

“What kind of petty straight man primary school chicken are you?? We’ll call him wife if we want to call him wife!”

Director Wang: “…”

Help! The film emperor indeed didn’t beat his wife on the livestream, but it looks like he’s about to beat the fans instead!

Damn it.

He’d heard of celebrities sleeping with fans.

But never heard of celebrities beating fans.

The bizarre hot search #QiZhuoyuFightingFansInLivestream# instantly shot to the top of the entertainment section.

This incident ended with Qi Zhuoyu’s complete victory.

After all, he’s just an ordinary, most competitive primary school chicken in the three realms.

Even when confronting fans, he couldn’t lose once.

However, this mode of interaction between celebrities and fans was very rare in the entertainment industry.

Qi Zhuoyu’s iconic moment of kicking fans, blocking them, and getting jealous was frantically edited by many marketing accounts and Big Vs, gaining several waves of popularity.

Many passersby were attracted to watch, seeing Qi Zhuoyu with a sullen face.

The reason for blocking fans was because fans called his wife “wife”.

Thinking of his previous behavior in the trailer where he smugly showed off his wife.

All one can say is, sir, times have changed.

If you think your wife is cute, you should hide him away.

If you don’t hide him away, then in the next second he’ll become everyone’s wife.jpg

Just, how is this different from the image of someone who would abuse his wife that they had imagined?

This violent and jealous primary school chicken, it’s a bit shippable, not sure, need to observe more.jpg

The morning livestream soon ended.

Feng Xuan looked at the livestream room, then carefully clicked the X on the livestream room.

He checked his phone several times, making sure all background apps were closed.

He hesitated for a moment, looking at Qi Zhuoyu. “Senior brother.”

Qi Zhuoyu: “What is it?”

Feng Xuan remembered Qi Zhuoyu kicking netizens earlier, “Were you angry just now?”

“Angry about what?” Qi Zhuoyu looked at him with a half-smile.

It was obvious he wasn’t really angry.

Feng Xuan had been sitting on that cold bench for the livestream until his butt hurt.

Now that the livestream was off, he immediately and skillfully burrowed into Qi Zhuoyu’s embrace.

As expected of the little bird baby’s true bird’s nest!

It feels super comfortable to lie in!

“It’s just,” Feng Xuan squeezed himself into his embrace preparing for a nap, looking up to explain to Qi Zhuoyu. “Although they all call me wife, I never agreed.”

Qi Zhuoyu looked at him, Feng Xuan mumbled. “I’m only Senior brother’s wife.”

Although he had just woken up, he was already a bit sleepy.

After all, birds need to sleep twenty-four hours a day.

Feng Xuan sat in his embrace, opening his mouth. “And only Senior brother can hug me, only Senior brother can kiss me.”

After saying this, perhaps feeling a bit embarrassed, he immediately buried his head in the crook of Qi Zhuoyu’s neck, his ears turning a bit red.

“Not shy anymore?” Qi Zhuoyu suddenly asked.

“Why be shy.” Feng Xuan raised his head, smugly waving his phone. “I’ve turned off the livestream room.”

Everything was good.

The only thing that wasn’t good was the audience in the livestream room.

After witnessing the silly little bird carefully closing his own livestream room, cautiously closing the background.

Then immediately burrowing into Qi Zhuoyu’s embrace, and starting to cuddle and act coquettishly.

The entire livestream room froze for a few seconds.

Then someone posted a bullet comment:

“Is there any kind soul who can go tell my silly wife that the livestream room he closed was the frontend, but the backend is still streaming (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”

And after a million people watched Feng Xuan’s coquettish scene.

A thousand words converged into one envious and jealous sentence in the livestream room:

“Qi Zhuoyu, you bastard!! You lucky bastard!!”