“At least it won’t be a lottery to buy a house (nonsense.jpg)”
“At least it won’t be a lottery to buy a car (nonsense again.jpg)”
“Is this something I can hear in the livestream for free? (dumbfounded)”
“Sometimes I don’t know if understanding immediately is a bad thing for myself (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”
“Just a passerby, I clicked in and my wife said she didn’t want to ride. Where is the morality, where is the bottom line, and where is the riding! (DM me)”
“Damn, sister-in-law is so wild, I love it!!”
“We’re all adults, those who know understand. Since we’re here, let’s ride before leaving… Please…”
“Your wife feels tired and doesn’t want to ride, are you going to move? If you don’t move, let me take over (taking off pants)”
“Why not ride, is there no continuation in the script of the fanservice agreement!”
“…Am I the only one who thinks sister-in-law’s legs can be played with for a year? (wiping nosebleed)”
“Damn, screenshot quickly!!!”
…
In the frame, Qi Zhuoyu, who hadn’t moved, suddenly raised an eyebrow.
Then he quickly pulled over the blanket, covering Feng Xuan’s exposed legs completely.
Bullet comments:
“?”
“What’s going on? I was just about to take a screenshot and he covered sister-in-law’s beautiful legs?”
“Is it just me, or does it seem like this brat can see the bullet comments?”
“…? No need to be so fantastical.”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, don’t be stingy, we’re all our own people, what can’t we see!”
Meanwhile, Feng Xuan also just realized what had happened.
The number of embarrassing moments experienced in the divine body of the little bird might not have been ten thousand, but at least eight thousand. However, this one could definitely rank in the top three within the past few thousand years.
In an instant, Feng Xuan’s face visibly turned completely red.
His brain almost crashed, and he said in a voice as faint as a mosquito. “…Senior brother.”
Qi Zhuoyu held back his laughter. “Hmm.”
Feng Xuan stammered. “Can I make them all lose their memories?”
That’s right, magic.
There was still magic that could save the situation.
The little bird baby tried to calm himself and think.
“You can’t,” Qi Zhuoyu said slowly. “You said it yourself.”
The latter half of the sentence was transmitted into Feng Xuan’s sea of consciousness: [Using magic in the mortal realm will get your legs broken by your father.]
Feng Xuan: “…”
If he didn’t completely erase the memories of these mortals from just now.
Then he would really ascend to immortality, the kind of ascending to immortality that meant death!
So in the frame, Feng Xuan’s face could be said to be getting redder and redder.
The high-definition camera captured everything clearly. He had just woken up and was still a bit dazed, his hair was also messy from sleep. It was hard to imagine that someone could look as beautiful as a photoshopped image even with a bare face, with almost no bad angles under the camera.
Because he was too embarrassed and mortified.
Those fox-like eyes didn’t have their usual cleverness, looking a bit dazed and blank.
Just.
Looking as if he had been bullied badly.
Bullet comments:
“…”
“…SOS.”
“It’s not just me who feels this way, right?”
“Even though it’s sister-in-law who’s embarrassed, why do I feel guilty!!”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, you’d better honestly confess that your wife is already an adult (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”
“Although I thought the wife looked a bit young in the photos before, now he really looks like a high school student ahhhh…”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, how could you do it (I mean, take me with you)”
“Don’t be afraid, wife. Actually, we’ve all forgotten what happened just now. We didn’t see you say you didn’t want to ride on top of your husband, and we didn’t see your legs.jpg”
Didn’t they all see it!!
Qi Zhuoyu could sense these bullet comments.
Feng Xuan could too.
But after being completely mortified, he decided to just give up.
One of the little bird baby’s life mottos was: When in doubt, give up completely!
After all, as long as he wasn’t embarrassed.
The embarrassed ones would be others.
After all, mortals could only live for a hundred years.
As long as he persisted in living until they were all in their coffins, no one in this world would know about this!
But the little bird baby didn’t know.
The CP fans in the entertainment industry, even if they died, would take the sweetness posted by their idols into their coffins, carving it into their DNA.
The first words in their next life after reincarnation would be: My… CP… is… real…
Yes, that’s right.
After brainwashing himself a few times, Feng Xuan suddenly felt at ease.
When getting out of bed, Feng Xuan instinctively wanted Qi Zhuoyu to carry him again.
However, after reaching out his hands, he looked at the camera, and then decided to complete the task of getting up independently.
The bullet comments also noticed this small gesture:
“What did sister-in-law mean just now?”
“Father is jealous but father also has to say that he clearly wanted the brat to carry him just now (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”
“There was evidence in the trailer, refer to one minute and thirty seconds, sister-in-law was originally going to return to the sofa, but instinctively walked into Qi Zhuoyu’s arms.jpg”
“Don’t ask me how I know, just ask how I’ve watched the trailer so many times it’s worn out (lighting a cigarette.jpg)”
“So clingy… If this natural request to be carried is scripted, I can only say… Qi Zhuoyu… you really have a knack for fanservice…”
Feng Xuan finished washing up fifteen minutes later.
After that earth-shattering embarrassment in the morning, Feng Xuan was now very wary of the cameras, absolutely refusing to let netizens catch any weakness.
When he reached the living room, the light was brighter than in the bedroom.
Because it was midsummer, Feng Xuan preferred to stay cool, wearing only a short-sleeved shirt and shorts that barely reached his knees. This was actually how he usually dressed. When he walked out, the light exposed his beauty even more clearly.
Although netizens had already witnessed his face half an hour ago.
Seeing it again, they couldn’t help but sigh. How could the creator of humans be so biased? Compared to Feng Xuan’s face, they felt like they were just mud splatters thrown out by the creator.jpg
However, Feng Xuan had only taken a few steps when Qi Zhuoyu became a bit unhappy.
He hadn’t even walked to the kitchen island when he suddenly felt his nape being restrained.
“Change your pants,” Qi Zhuoyu said.
Feng Xuan looked down, a bit confused. “What’s wrong, Senior brother?”
“This one doesn’t look good,” Qi Zhuoyu commented.
Huh?
To be honest, coming from the big devil’s aesthetic sense…
The words “doesn’t look good” coming out of his mouth were actually a bit untrustworthy.
Feng Xuan hesitated a bit.
But Qi Zhuoyu didn’t give him a chance to hesitate, dragging him to the walk-in closet. Without saying another word, he stripped off Feng Xuan’s knee-length shorts and replaced them with a pair of loose long pants.
After all, the great demon king’s goal was to have mortals praise his and Xiao Qi’s love story.
Not to have mortals ogling his wife every day.jpg
His strength was great, and Feng Xuan swayed a bit before grabbing Qi Zhuoyu’s arm to steady himself.
Because he had just woken up, his voice was still a bit soft and fuzzy. “Senior brother, what are you doing?”
“From now on, don’t wear so little in front of the camera.”
“.”
Are you some old zombie crawling out of the Qing Dynasty?
Ah no, thinking carefully, the big devil was indeed like a feudal man from a feudal society.
“It’s not like anything will happen if others see,” Feng Xuan muttered.
“Hmm. You won’t.” Qi Zhuoyu pinched his cheek. “But Senior brother will die of jealousy.”
“.”
Feng Xuan paused, then averted his gaze a bit embarrassedly.
He thought to himself, the big devil was getting better and better at speaking.
There were no cameras placed in the walk-in closet. The space that usually felt quite large suddenly seemed much smaller with two men standing in it.
Qi Zhuoyu had originally been pinching his cheek, but as he pinched, his thumb brushed across Feng Xuan’s lips, and his phoenix eyes instantly darkened.
He was a man, not a dead man.
The scene from this morning when Feng Xuan had teased him hadn’t left him completely unaffected.
Plus, thinking about today’s livestream, he hadn’t really messed with Feng Xuan much last night before letting him go to sleep.
Now in this enclosed space, with no cameras…
Qi Zhuoyu suddenly moved much closer to him.
Feng Xuan, having been married to him for nearly a thousand years, knew what he wanted to do with just one look.
Usually it would be fine, but remembering the mortifying experience from this morning, he quickly covered his own lips. “Senior brother, we can’t.”
“You’re not sure if Senior brother can or can’t?” Qi Zhuoyu raised an eyebrow, even pressing down on his waist.
“…” Now was not the time for dirty jokes!!
Feng Xuan muttered. “There are cameras outside.” The little bird was still traumatized!
Qi Zhuoyu said: “But there aren’t any in the closet.”
His thumb had already started kneading Feng Xuan’s lower lip, even trying to explore further inside.
“Just one kiss. We won’t be discovered.” Qi Zhuoyu coaxed him.
Feng Xuan looked at him hesitantly, always feeling that Qi Zhuoyu’s words weren’t very reliable.
Every time he said he’d only touch once, he ended up meaning he’d touch everywhere once!!
Unfortunately, Qi Zhuoyu wasn’t negotiating with him, just informing him.
Feng Xuan wanted to say something more, but the rest of his words were swallowed up in his kiss.
And, sure enough, the big devil didn’t keep his word!
He said he’d only kiss once, but after kissing, he meandered downwards, leaving red marks on his neck and collarbone.
When it ended, Feng Xuan was a bit out of breath.
His eyelashes fluttered non-stop. Qi Zhuoyu took the opportunity to grab a loose hoodie from the closet and directly put it on Feng Xuan, covering up the man’s recent crimes.
Looking at the time, only ten minutes had passed.
Feng Xuan secretly sighed in relief. After all, changing clothes in the closet would take ten minutes anyway.
He had just sat down at the dining table when he remembered the production team telling them to try to interact with the audience a bit during the livestream.
Feng Xuan picked up his phone, not sure what the livestream audience would ask, probably curious about his identity and such.
The bird was no longer afraid!
He had already prepared a perfect persona!
He was also very clever in first entering other people’s livestreams to see how they interacted.
He happened to enter Xu Qingming and Cao Ren’s livestream. The two had already received tasks from the production team. On the day of the livestream, Xu Qingming happened to be entering the film set to shoot, so Cao Ren’s task was to visit his wife on set and bring a loving lunch.
In the trailer, Cao Ren was answering questions from the bullet comments.
Like how he and Xu Qingming met, any interesting things in their daily life, what kind of person he thought Xu Qingming was.
Feng Xuan watched and learned very seriously.
Qi Zhuoyu picked up a cream-filled bun and brought it to his mouth. Feng Xuan took a bite and frowned. “Senior brother, this doesn’t taste good.”
Meaning he wouldn’t take another bite.
Qi Zhuoyu very naturally put the rest of what Feng Xuan didn’t finish into his own mouth, being a dutiful husband-shaped garbage can.
Feng Xuan mostly only liked to take one bite of things on the dining table.
But he also wanted to try everything, so because he was holding his phone, he ate without fail everything Qi Zhuoyu passed to him.
Having learned enough, the little bird baby felt full of confidence.
He finally opened his own livestream and began answering netizens’ questions.
But unexpectedly.
The netizens didn’t ask how he and Qi Zhuoyu met, nor did they ask about interesting things in their daily life.
Instead, they spammed:
“What were you doing with your husband in the closet for those ten minutes just now???”
Feng Xuan: “…”
Ahhhh.
Why is it so different from others’!! Humans are really scary!!!
High-definition cameras were indeed impressive.
The netizens finally noticed that Feng Xuan had exited someone else’s livestream and returned to his own.
So the previously uniform spam suddenly changed:
“Baby, you didn’t think you could go copy answers from Cao Ren, did you?”
“I’m really desperate to know what you and your husband were doing in the closet. If you don’t tell me, I’ll die with my eyes open…”
“@Qi Zhuoyu, you’d better restrain yourself a bit, Father doesn’t want to see you get swept away by the police in an anti-prostitution raid at the end of the year…”
“Shipping while worrying about the livestream getting banned, who can relate…”
“Added to my bucket list.”
“Why are you suddenly dressed so thickly???”
“Is anyone going to come out and clarify? If no one comes out to clarify, I’m going to spread rumors that Qi Zhuoyu only lasts ten minutes!”
Seeing all this made Feng Xuan dizzy. He could only reply to the most recent comment, saying slowly. “Wouldn’t spreading rumors be a bit bad?”
The bullet comments went silent for a moment.
Then they started again:
“Okay. Out of thousands of comments, you only saw the one saying something bad about your husband, huh…”
“What a little wife, I’m shipping hard.”
“Oh my… Wife, where is your accent from… How can you be so cute…”
